They're Watching Page #2
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GREG:
Not cool, man.Out of curiosity,
what the starting salary
for the boss's niece is.
GREG:
Alex!What? Dude.
Be cool, please,
all right?
Don't go all special
forces on me.
We're not
in Afghanistan, man.
SARAH:
Afghanistan...Greg, did you fight
in Afghanistan?
Uh, no, the only thing
that man shot in Afghanistan
was the news.
What?
Yeah, okay, I'm
goin' on a Doina run.
What was that about?
GREG:
Nothing, I just, uh...I was an embedded
cameraman in Afghanistan.
It's boring, I just don't
wanna talk about it.
Look at this, unbelievable.
Oh, my gosh.
GREG:
What?Okay, it's fine.
There's a big bug.
(GREG CHUCKLES)
It's kind of cute,
it's fine.
This seems
dramatically unsafe.
GREG:
Right?Where's, like, Ralph Nader
when you need him?
Who?
ALEX:
They'resold out of Doina.
What kind of hick,
backwater gas station
sells out of Doina?
What is the point
of a gas station
if it does not have Doina
is what I wanna know.
How long is it gonna take us
to get to Pavlovka?
GREG:
You in ahurry or something?
Yeah, doesn't everybody dream
of being a production slave?
GREG:
Swear to God, Kateis gonna slap that smile
off your face so fast,
you have no idea.
Oh, God, how much
you wanna bet?
Twenty dollars,
she's already pissed
that we're late.
She's not gonna be
pissed at us. She took
an earlier flight.
She can't be mad
at us for that.
You keep tellin' yourself that
while you're cryin' yourself
to sleep at night.
Hold on, guys,
world's biggest pothole.
(CAR RUMBLES)
GREG:
Careful, man,she's sleeping.
ALEX:
"Be careful..."Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Is the princess sleeping?
Then I'll just,
I'll just make sure
there's no more potholes
in the roads.
ALEX:
Beautiful Moldova!ALEX:
The poorestcountry in all of Europe.
The average Moldovian
believes in vampires,
lives in a tin shed,
apparently,
and has an average
of four teeth.
You are mean.
ALEX:
Moldovanites don't justenjoy record-setting rates
of tuberculosis, they're also
the world's heaviest drinkers,
pounding back more than eight
gallons of alcohol per year.
That's six times
the world's average.
Just drivin'
through a shitty town
In a shitty van
You can get in on
this if you want.
GREG:
Uh, but, what is thePavlovkan national anthem.
Do we have one?
That is the Pavlovkan
national anthem.
(GREG LAUGHING)
I was just singing it,
that's that thing.
GREG:
Everything isbrown in Pavlovka
ALEX:
Oh, my God, Greg,look, it's your mom.
GREG:
You f***in' a**hole.(LAUGHING)
ALEX:
Would it be,would it be awkward
if I hit on your mom?
ALEX:
Here's the localStalin impersonator.
SARAH:
This is like
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