The Young Offenders Page #5
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most of our meals end.
Oh.
Oh!
There are two things
you need for a good adventure -
a treasure map and someone
dumb enough to go with ya.
- Oi, kid!
- Now Jock had both.
- Didn't think you'd come.
- F***ing course I'd come.
Thanks, boy.
Take a look around you.
When we get back,
this is gonna be ours.
- We own this place.
- 7 million euros.
- 7 million euros.
- What are we gonna do with it?
- Like, invest it in stuff.
- Invest the money?
- In a business or something.
- We won't think about that now.
Close your eyes. Got a surprise.
Alright.
What is it, Jock?
One second.
OK, open 'em.
Lethal, isn't it?
That's a girl's bike.
No, it's not. It's a cruiser.
It's a cruiser
with flowers on it.
that his sh*t tasted beautiful
if he wanted to.
I was around town for ages
looking for the perfect bike.
You ring that and I come to you.
It's got the fanny dip thing.
I don't want that.
Fanny dip thing, boy.
It's got three gears.
I thought I'd give this to you.
You don't have bike miles.
Jesus. Talk about
lack of appreciation.
I do appreciate it, boy.
No, seriously.
Fair play to ya.
Seriously,
I didn't realise it was good.
I was just judging it
by its colour.
- Did you get the same bike?
- Nah, slightly different.
Ooh!
It's slightly different alright.
Listen to this.
Wasn't even locked.
D*ckhead.
As we headed out of the city,
we both knew that
Well, emotionally that is,
anyway.
We were gonna change, you know?
Grow up.
Learn how to be men.
That's a good strong bridge.
And stop doing childish things.
Imagine it.
61 bales of cocaine
washing up on the shore.
All we had to do
was find one of them.
Nothin' was gonna stop us.
My boys are killing me. I don't
think I can go any further.
Yeah, we're only in Bandon.
Not even 20 miles
outside the city, like.
Here, I got you this
to cool you down.
When an icepack is unavailable,
you gotta improvise.
Jesus, boy.
That's gonna be sticky.
I don't care.
That's nice now.
That's all that matters.
Stop, stop.
- Stop. Stop. Stop.
- What's wrong with ya?
God, my balls are sticking
to the inside of my leg.
- Didn't I warn ya?
- How much further do we have?
- About 50 miles. Yes!
- Are you serious?
I can't pedal like this
for 50 miles.
What are you getting angry at me
for, boy? It's your own fault.
I need to wash me plums off,
boy. Can we go for a swim?
Grand, alright.
We're literally in.
- Wash our balls, and we're gone.
- Alright.
Conor.
You busy?
I brought you some tea.
Sorry about last night.
Conor?
Conor?
Here, these jocks
are f***ing terrible, boy.
They strangle my balls.
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