The Young Offenders Page #3
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- 2016
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That's a good one!
Your mam's hilarious!
Aye, she's always
having a craic with you.
I know, but it's brilliant,
isn't it?
If you're gonna mindlessly
mimic someone,
could you at least pick someone
who's got half a f***ing brain?
Alright, mate?
Up yours, Mrs MacSweeney.
I hope you have a sh*t day.
me mimicking Jock.
I mean, yeah, we have
similar haircuts,
but that's just the fashion.
Aside from that, we have our
own individual sh*t going on.
interesting things to do,
like...
Just got hold of
100 smoke bombs.
Wanna let 'em off in school?
And this was the best one yet.
That means that one bale
- 7 million?!
- Each one, yeah!
Do you know how many zeros
that is after 7 million?
Hundreds!
Yeah, f***ing thousands of
zeros! It's so much money!
Ah, but what if
we get caught, though?
Do you not know the rules
that govern this country?
What?
When the forefathers
founded our country.
- Who were they?
- The forefathers.
Uh, St Patrick, St Brigid...
I dunno. Why are you asking me
these questions, like?
Ask the teacher that.
Basically, when our forefathers
founded this country, yeah,
they made rules, like
if you're younger than 16,
you're classified
as a young offender
which basically means
you can't get in trouble.
- So, we're just off the hook?
- For some reason,
they thought our brains
weren't developed enough,
that we wouldn't know
what we were doing or something.
- I know, stupid, isn't it?
- Spastics!
It's basically like
a get-out-of-jail-free card.
I'm trying to find something
wrong with your plan.
It's perfect. Think how easy
it'd be to find a bale as well.
Think how good you are
at finding stuff.
If I was looking for stuff...
stuff'll be found.
This time tomorrow,
we could be millionaires, like.
This is where we are, yeah?
That's you, that's me.
And this is where the cocaine
went overboard.
Jeez, boy,
that's f***ing miles away!
No, it's not, it's like that.
You do know it's not
actually that far, like.
I know that.
I know how maps work.
I'll nick us a couple of bikes,
in the morning.
Uh, can we go the day after?
No, it has to be tomorrow.
The guards'll have it found
if we leave any later.
I have to cover Mam in the shop.
She's getting her tooth pulled.
You're actually telling me that
you're not gonna go get
7 million euros
'cause you're gonna work
in the fish shop for the day?
You could have everything
you ever wanted.
Mansions, cars, caves and tits.
I know, right,
but I promised her.
What excuse am I meant to give?
"Me and Jock are heading
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