The World According to Ion B. Page #3

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The yellow one. So this is it:

Red, yellow and blue.

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Starting from here, okay?

Red, yellow and blue, just like...

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Don't lose the keys!

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I'll be here for two more weeks.

I'm really cleaning the place up.

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- Why two more weeks?

- Well, 'cause... last night I...

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C'mon, pops!

Turn around! Al Capone...

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I'm neither Andreea Marin,

nor Rduleasca.

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I'm Ion Brldeanu,

collage director.

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Ion, first of all,

you have to tell me,

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roughly, at least...

When did you make them? 1990...

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Oh... I can't remember,

I'll estimate it.

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Yeah, estimate it. '90-'91.

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If I had know there was gonna be

an exhibition, I'd have signed them.

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Before... Last century, I mean...

I'd have never written my whole name.

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- I'd have put only '89, '80...

- Yes, exactly like that.

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'82.

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- Do you like this cardboard?

- Yes.

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- It needs...

- No, don't write your name there!

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I don't, I just wanna

cover it up a little bit.

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Now it's hard to write my name,

it has to be on the line.

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If I had a rubber stamp,

I wouldn't work myself so hard.

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It's better this way.

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Many people have asked me

about this timber here.

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I just measure it. I failed math,

but I'm pretty good with geometry.

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There are more dots over there,

and less over here.

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But I start at the centre,

so that it'd look

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like a real classroom.

And these are in pen, glued together.

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Here we have a Nazi Chaplin.

This is the real Brigitte Bardot.

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- Really?

- Really.

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This is "Gogu's Revenge".

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This one wanted to shoot him

with the Mauser.

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The Germans

had this gun during the war.

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