The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex Page #2
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- 2013
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and chew up the furniture.
This couch looks pretty fruity.
You guys are family, too. I got
tickets for all of us to go.
- Oh yay!
- All right!
Tickets? Dad, if you want to go to
Italy, I can be our travel agent.
No time for that travel confusion. Show
me the door to our Italian reunion.
Ok, I don't know how to say
"Wizard Speed Pass" in Italian,
so I'm just going to go with "Mamma Mia!"
Or at least I think that's Italian.
A door to Japan? How cool.
It's Italy.
I don't know all the towns in Japan, dude.
Alex, you're not going to turn this trip
into one of your selfish shortcuts.
I want us to experience the whole journey.
Getting there is half the fun.
Now, get rid of this thing.
Whoa.
Did you just see that girl?
Alex, I have to get her number first.
Max, get back here!
Would you please grow up?! Max!
Ok, let's just find Max and go home.
So we can fly back here.
Wow! Look at this place.
Oh. It's beautiful.
Villa di Russo.
I don't know who "Villa di" is,
but Russo is definitely me.
I don't think he's mad at you anymore.
Oh, don't be fooled. He's happy
anywhere there's cheese hanging.
Man. I lost her.
I didn't even get her name,
but she looked like a Tomiko.
Tomiko! Tomiko!
Max. Forget the girl. We've
got girls back home.
Yeah, but there's no
Italians in New York, Mom.
Oh, come on. Can't we stay a little longer?
This is the first time Alex's magic
took me somewhere that didn't scare me.
No. We're not coming to Italy this way.
We're going to experience a
family trip the real way.
You mean on a discount flight in
cramped seats with bad food and
an obnoxious kid in front of you
saying, "peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo".
Ciao, bella.
Are you here for a tour
of the Russo vineyard?
Well... I, uh...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
We're not here for the tour, paisan.
Go back to work.
And put a shirt on! All right, let's go.
Ok, fine. But you'll only
have yourself to blame
when that peek-a-boo kid uses
your lap for a barf bag.
All right, is everybody here?
Good. Now, Alex, get rid of this thing.
Ok.
Hmm... the spell I need is
like things in my bedroom.
dirty clothes of my mind.
You see? Justin would never do a spell
that he didn't know how to undo.
Oh, I get it. I get this
whole "grown-up" thing now.
been The Family Wizard.
Honey, I'm sorry. I
didn't mean it that way.
No. I'm sorry I'm not the grown-up
Family Wizard you want me to be.
Well, up until then, that was the best
five-minute vacation I've ever had.
Ahem, excuse me, is this Jumbotron taken?
Dominic? What are you doing here?
My night job is cleaning
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