The Windmill Massacre Page #3

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If I want your advice, sir,

I will ask for it, yeah?

[engine chugs]

[man] What did I say?

[groans]

[Curt]

Dad? Dad what's happening?

[engine chugs]

[man] Unbelievable.

[groans]

Well, if the bus doesn't start,

let the motor calm

down a little bit.

- [man] F***.

- [man 2] Great.

[mumbling]

[rain falls gently]

It's not that you've

run out of petrol is it?

[grumbles]

[sighs]

Of course not, still 3/4 filled,

I'm not an idiot.

No, no of course not,

but if you can't fix it,

you're gonna have to call

the dispatch unit, yeah?

- What?

- The AA?

You know, roadside assistance?

Ah, no, they never come here.

What do you mean

they never come here?

What, you want us to

sit here all night?

No, we need to call someone now.

- [Abe] That's a good idea.

- [man] Yeah, great.

[phone beeps]

[woman] We're sorry, your call

can not be completed...

Okay, everybody, we...

[sighs]

We just have some

technical bad luck,

so we just have

to wait for help,

but don't you worry,

everything's gonna be all right.

[groans]

What are you supposed to do

in a situation like this?

I mean, it's not

very professional is it?

Well, has anyone

else got a signal?

- No.

- No.

Oh, well that's

f***ing fantastic.

Look, I need to be at

the airfield by midnight.

All right, none of us

are particularly happy

about the situation.

- Mister?

- It's Jack.

Look, we passed a

village a while back,

maybe we can get

help there, yeah?

- Or is there somewhere closer?

- Driver?

[groans]

Where's the closest

place to get help?

I don't know, uh,

back up there I suppose,

but it will take

an hour to get there.

[sighs]

You're joking.

Look, I saw a mill further

down the road, I'll go there.

This is sorta my fault.

- I'll come with ya, come on.

- Excuse me, sir--

Do you really think you can stop

us getting off this bus, pal?

Hold on.

Don't you have a coat?

- [Jennifer] No.

- Grandma, watch over me.

[man] Here, have mine.

[Jennifer] Thank you.

Missy, missy, hold on, hold on.

You'll probably need this.

Thanks.

Now let's cut through

the trees, it's quicker, yeah?

Yeah.

Dad?

Dad, what are you doing?

Your factor, it's not here.

[sighs]

I can't find your factor.

- Dad, I told you.

- What?

I told you I left

it at the hotel.

No, you didn't.

Did you?

[sighs]

[clears throat]

Uh...

[clears throat]

Excuse me, um, Abe.

Could you show me where,

where on the map we are?

[lips smack]

Um, we're about here, here.

Well, that's what

I thought, too,

but that doesn't make any sense.

Look, this is a map

of historical sites

and there are no windmills

marked anywhere near here.

So?

Well, what's that then?

- Watch your step.

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