The Windmill Massacre Page #2

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[whispering indistinct]

[Abe]

To try to do this...

[sighs]

[Abe]

Owners of the land, but this

changed when the French came.

Oh, sh*t.

[sighs]

[birds squawking]

[Abe]

Beautiful Happy Holland.

[man]

Oh, it's beautiful, beautiful.

This will make

a good photo, yeah?

Excuse me?

Um, could you just take

a quick photo for us,

it's just a...

She's obviously got

something better to do.

- [chuckles]

- [woman] Here, give it to me.

Oh, thank you, love, thank you.

Say fromage.

[phone rings]

Oh, sorry,

I'll be needing to take that.

Peter.

Yeah, talk to me.

Everybody, 10 minutes, okay?

You have 10 minutes

and then we go back to the bus.

[man] No, no, no,

don't give me that,

serious why isn't

this deal sealed yet?

Look, I already told her,

- there is no room for

negotiations.

- [sighs]

No, you don't go back to her,

let her come to us.

[message beeps]

[woman]

Hello, Vanessa West here.

- [phone beeps]

- I don't understand. Why is she

not answering her phone?

I told you, she's off

on some yoga retreat,

they probably

don't allow contact

with the outside world,

you know what they're like.

Don't worry about it, son,

I'm sure she'll get in touch

just as soon as she can.

Have you heard anything?

So everything's okay?

[sighs]

Yeah, yeah, mate, no worries.

Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.

All right, man, bye.

Yours?

Thanks.

[Abe] Mademoiselle,

we really have to go.

[woman] One second,

just one more picture.

You an artist?

[sighs]

Heavens, no.

I'm on a creative sabbatical.

And you?

What brings you to Europe?

Oh, uh...

I'm an Aussie.

[sighs] Bumming around

Europe's what we do best.

Excuse me.

Do you happen to be that girl

of the Crystal White commercial?

Yes, but... Please keep it

a secret for everyone else.

[sighs]

I was the face of a Japanese

toothpaste for a few years.

I was uh, like you

say, big in Japan.

Long time ago now.

Surprised he recognized me,

very tiresome.

[engine rumbles]

[Abe] Okay, let's continue to

our next must see attraction.

The drive will take some

time, so enjoy yourselves.

[flies buzz]

[folk country music]

[distant chuckles]

F***ing little b*tch,

where you going?

Get down on the floor.

I said, get down on the floor.

[girl]

Daddy, no!

[screaming]

[gasps]

[whispering echoes]

Stop! Stop the bus!

[man] Jesus Christ.

[gasps]

Did we hit him?

- Hit who?

- That man.

- [Abe] What, what man?

- [woman]

What's she talking about?

Miss, miss, no,

you're not allowed to...

What did she say?

- What's she doing?

- I don't know.

[windmill creaks distantly]

[horn blasts]

[Abe] Missy, come on.

Anything there?

[engine chugs]

Careful, you're gonna

flood the engine.

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