The Wild Hunt Page #2

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here named Lyn.

No, we'd have seen her register.

Unless, you mean her

most immaculate Valkyrie

of the Viking folk...

Princess Evlynia of the Icewind.

Wait! Whoa! Costume!

Decorum!

Decorum, decorum!

You know, some guys

plan a year in advance

for this event.

They don't want someone

bursting their bubble

with modern stuff.

Yeah, man,

don't mess with decorum.

What's your name?

Erik Magnusson.

Magnusson?

Like Bjorn Magnusson the Berserker?

Like Bjorn Magnusson,

scourge of the high seas?

Yeah, I didn't come here

to see him, all right?

I came here to talk

to my girlfriend.

Wait a minute.

Is Princess Evlynia your

girlfriend? Oh, dude!

And you're her boyfriend?

Does she know you're coming?

I really have to wear this sh*t?

No.

You can leave if you want to.

Swords, good.

All right, this is soft.

Ready to go.

Spear is ready to be thrown.

This is dangerous.

Tip is missing. This is dangerous.

Somebody could get hurt.

Much tears, much pain,

far from hospital.

Rule number one.

Understood?

F*** off!

So are we next for

throw ball, cabrn?

He lost the elfin alliance.

So unless Thor

personally comes down

and kicks ass tomorrow,

the Celts will win.

Sir Bernie! Leave the coward king!

Come back to us!

Seor Bernie!

Join us!

Seor Bernardo!

Leave the coward king! Join us!

Join us, Seor Bernardo!

Join us!

Come on, Seor Bernardo!

Seor Bernie!

By Thor...

a sign.

Yah!

This is a glorious day!

The Magnusson clan united!

Meet my little Viking brother.

Bjorn, I'm not here to

bother you, all right?

I know you're busy.

Come, let us drink. Erik, huh?

I don't want a drink.

Oh, no, no. How is our father?

Clan patriarch Magnus, huh?

He's the same as he was

when you came home 2

months ago, you know?

It was fine when you bailed on us.

He's great. He's up

every night puking.

Well, there was no

room left at your place.

So out of respect for our elders,

I gave my place to Magnus.

Where's Lyn, all right?

I know you brought her up here.

And I know you took

her under your wing.

So where is she?

Yes, yes, that's just it.

She was kidnapped by Murtagh.

And now since Argyle will

not rescue her, the--

Shut up, Bjorn!

Shut up!

I don't give a sh*t!

How many times did you

bring her up here?

You brought her up here

and you f***ed sh*t up!

Forget about all that.

Please, Erik, this is a

time for peace, brother.

You wanna make peace with me?

You come back into the city

and you clean up Dad's sh*t!

All right? If not,

then get the f*** out of my face!

F***ing take this sh*t off!

You look like an idiot!

He has the fiery spirit

of the Magnusson, huh?

It's OK.

By the way, this is David.

He wants to be a

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