The Wheeler Dealers

Synopsis: Henry J. Tyroone leaves Texas where his oil wells are drying up and arrives in New York with a lot of oil money to play with in the stock market. He meets stock analyst Molly Thatcher, who he falls in love with. She tries to ignore the attention he lavishes on her, but, in the end, she falls for his charm.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Arthur Hiller
Production: Warner Home Video
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Year:
1963
107 min
Website
63 Views


I DON'T LOSE, MR. FEINBERG.

YOU SEE,

I BORROW THE MONEY,

AND THEN I GET A DEDUCTION

ON THE LOAN INTERES AND ANOTHER

ON THE DEPRECIATION

AND ANOTHER ON THE LOSS

WHEN I SELL IT BACK TO YOU,

AND YOU MAKE:

A NICE PROFIT.

YOU WIN AND I WIN.

UNH-UNH.

THERE GOT TO BE A LOSER

SOMEWHERE.

TAX MAN LOSES.

HE USUALLY DOES:

ON A HENRY TYROON DEAL.

MISTER, YOU JUS GOT YOURSELF A TAXI.

[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]

YEAH?

HE DID?

HENRY'S NOT IN MIDLAND.

THEY SAID HE WENT UP TO NEW YORK.

NEW YORK?

YEAH, I BET OLD HENRY'S UP THERE

LOOKING FOR SOME LOOSE CHANGE.

THEY TELL ME HE HI NOTHING BUT DUST IN THE BASIN.

NOTHING BUT DUST.

THIS YEAR THERE'S A REAL JINX

ON HIM WHEN IT COMES TO OIL.

WELL, IF HE'S LOOKING

FOR MULLET IN NEW YORK,

IT LOOKS LIKE THAT'S WHERE

WE'LL FIND THE ACTION.

I RECKON WE BETTER SWING BY

FOR A LOOK-SEE.

WE BETTER SASHAY

UP TO NEW YORK.

YEAH.

RIGHT NOW, CHARLIE.

OH.

I CAN'T TELL

WHETHER I'M HUNG OVER

OR WHETHER I'VE GO SINUS TROUBLE.

WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GOT THE CHOICE,

WHY NOT MAKE IT SINUS TROUBLE.

OH, THANKS A LOT.

UH, THE FUZZ ON THAT TOUNGUE.

MY SINUSES DON'T REACH THAT FAR.

WHERE'D YOU PICK UP THE FUZZ?

I CAUGHT I AT A COCKTAIL PARTY.

I DON'T THINK

I ATE ENOUGH.

BET YOU ATE:

ENOUGH OLIVES.

AND WHERE DID YOU

SPEND THE NIGHT?

ON THE GOOD SHIP

LOLLIPOP?

NO. WENT TO A GALLERY

WITH LEONARD.

A NEW ARTIST HE THINKS

IS THE COMING THING.

LEONARD STILL HAVING

HIS PROBLEMS?

STILL SEEING:

THAT PSYCHIATRIST?

YOU'D HAVE PROBLEMS, TOO,

IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO THA WOMAN HE WAS MARRIED TO.

WELL, I'VE HAVE PROBLEMS

MARRIED TO ANY WOMAN.

OH, ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW I

SPARKLE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING?

WHY BOTHER SPARKLING?

WHEN A GIRL SPARKLES

DOWN ON WALL STREET,

SHE'S A THREAT.

WHEN SHE SPARKLES UPTOWN,

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