The Wedding Singer Page #2

What?

Here we go.

Come on.

You got it. There.

Is he a friend of yours?

Me? No.

I couldn't let him do it

in front of his family.

Wow.

I'm glad I got to see it.

You all through?

Going to wait a few years

before you drink again?

All right, remember,

alcohol equals puke...

equals smelly mess

equals nobody likes you.

I got it from here.

Know what? You go this way,

and you go this way.

It's for the best.

It's all right. Take it easy.

See you later.

Sleep it off, pal.

Hey, you know,

wedding singer?

Are you drinking, too?

No. It's Coca-cola.

Are you sure? There's

no rum in that Coca-cola?

I'm not a big drinker...

and if it was, I'd be puking

more than that kid.

I don't think anybody could

puke more than that kid.

I think I saw a boot come out.

You're the wedding singer.

How you doing? I'm Robbie.

I'm Julia.

I'm actually waitressing

at your wedding next week.

Cool. That's a beautiful ring

you have there.

Are you getting married, too?

Actually, I don't know

how serious the guy is...

who gave this to me.

I feel like I'm doomed to wander

the planet alone forever.

Like the Incredible Hulk?

Yeah...only

I'm not helping people.

That's not true,

because I saw you inside.

You were helping people.

You were giving them

fish and coffee and forks.

People can't eat without forks.

And they can't

drink without a fish.

That's right.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

You lost me back at the Hulk.

Robbie, you better

get back in there.

They're starting

to turn on George.

-Sit down!

-You suck!

He's got to learn a new song.

But it was nice to meet you.

It was nice meeting you, too.

And if I ever get married,

maybe you'll sing at my wedding.

Oh, man. It's a deal.

Take care.

There was love...

All around...

But I never...

Heard it singing.

Very nice.

No, I never...

Heard it at all...

Pretty.

'Til there was you.

Much better.

You're going

to blow everybody away...

at your fiftieth

anniversary party.

If I sing to Frank

without making any mistakes...

he would know

how hard I've worked...

and how much I still love him

after all these years.

I hope 50 years from now...

Linda and I are as happy

as you two guys.

You will be.

It runs in your family.

You're a born romantic,

just like your father was.

I know they'll be

looking down on you tomorrow.

I hope so.

Are you nervous?

I'm actually not

that nervous, you know?

I'm at weddings all the time.

It's going to be fun.

Not about the wedding--

about the wedding night.

Will this be your first time

with intercourse?

Don't be ashamed.

When I got married,

I wasn't a virgin.

I already had intercourse

with eight men.

That's actually something

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