The Wedding Planner Page #2

I won't even say it.

I made the big plans, okay?|I made the sacrifiices.

You also never made any money.

Wow!

Until I came along.

Look, I've been here|for five years, Geri.

I bring in more revenue than all of|your other wedding planners combined.

- That's great.|- Times five!

You need me.

You know you need me.

- I know you know that you need me.|- I don't know that.

You know, maybe I should|just start my own company.

You wouldn't dare.

If I nailed the Donolly account|and you made me a partner...

you'd save me the trouble|of designing my own letterhead.

- You're gonna be a partner!|- I gotta get the account first.

Please, Mary, you're totally|gonna get the account.

The Greenburg marriage lasted one year,|two months. You win the pot again.

How do you do it?|I was more than four years off.

"I Honestly Love You" by Olivia|Newton-John was their wedding song.

Puts them in|the 14-month divorce range.

Speaking of honest love,|Jed was asking about you again.

I don't trust a man|who gets regular pedicures.

- You haven't had a date in two years.|- Your point?

If you're not interested in Jed...

there is a handsome Italian man|waiting to marry you in the lobby.

Hide me.|Did you talk to him?

Just for a few minutes.|He is so adorable.

- He's not adorable.|- How can you say that?

When we were kids, he followed me for|a summer asking me if I had a vagina.

I think that's adorable.

I gotta get out of here.

- Grab that side.|- You shouldn't hold that against him.

You should give him a chance.|He was a little boy.

Maybe he wanted to be a doctor.|Besides, you do have a vagina.

My, this is hard to push|all by myself.

May you have enough happiness|to keep you sweet...

enough trials to keep you strong...

enough hope to keep you happy...

enough friends to give you comfort.

enough friends to give you comfort...

- enough determination...|- and enough determination...

- to make each day a better day...|- to make each day...

- a better day...|- than yesterday.

- than yesterday.|- Raise your glass.

Congratulations, you guys.|I love you both.

What? You think Kissinger|came up with his own stuff?

You just fed the best man|his speech.

Smooth. Real smooth.

You must be Francine.|I saw your article in Yahoo.

- Very impressive.|- God, I hate that picture.

It made me look|like a psychotic poodle.

My fiance has got to see this.

He will just die.

- He should be here by now.|- Most grooms are NIDS.

" Not Into details."

That's Eddie, all right.

- I want you to meet my parents.|- Okay.

Thanks, doll. That rocked.

Mary, meet my parents,|Kitty and Jack.

- How do you do?|- So nice to meet you.

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