The Wedding Party Page #2

The honeymoon she

deserves, and...

You know, the wedding night

that she has longed for.

I don't know.

- I didn't tell you?

- No.

She's gonna put on

white cotton panties,

go really slow Paul,

oh my god, oh my god,

I'm a real woman.

It's gonna be awesome.

Unless I miss the flight.

Look, I...

What?

I just...

Come on.

Wedding stuff

right now, you know?

It's...

I totally forgot, I'm sorry.

Don't worry about it.

Thank you.

Oh call animal control,

I see a dog pack forming.

Ba, Ba, Ba, Ba!

We ready to get some of that

prima nocta p*ssy tonight!

Yeah, I think I am.

I don't think so.

I don't think so, come on Jim,

don't leave me hangin'!

I already got my eyes

on this hot little

11th grade girl, Katie Samuels.

From our 11th grade?

Yeah.

What did I say?

What the f***'s wrong with you?

Katie Samuels,

11th grade French.

Think she'd go for me?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

What?

Is it my hair?

No, no, no, your

hair looks great,

yeah, cause I have a very

consistent barber, Jim.

Attention!

Coming.

Hey ya'll, so...

Eyes up here.

So you're probably

wondering what is Alex doing

holding my reception

procedure manual...

We lost our fearless leader.

No.

I have decided to

share my duties

with my deputy

bridesmaid asslicks.

Asslicks?

No...

Okay, yeah, enjoy that trip.

Listen up people,

we have an hour to

get all of this sh*t done,

so please just do what

I say when I say it

or I'll kick your ass.

Secondly, big smiles everyone

because it's time for

the grand entrance, yeah!

Let's see it!

Fine, okay, first up we

have Quentin and Lisa

followed by Skyler and Bethanie,

Jim and myself, then Colt.

Yeah, hey.

Am I flying solo

now or do I have to

bring this bird?

That is all yours.

Then the lovely bride

and groom, we got this.

Let's do this, people.

All right.

Ladies first.

Don't tell me

what to do, Quentin.

Hey, Lisa.

Oh no I see, if she

tells you, then you know.

Can you just smile?

Just smile.

God, I hate you.

Look at this.

Yeah.

Are you kidding me?

First reception as a

groomsman, it is awful.

Gosh, I've been to

a million of these

and they are all the same.

Just a bunch of people

asking you questions,

and I don't know

why they ask you,

it's none of their business.

And then the cake comes out

and I want a second piece

is it the right thing to

do to have another piece?

I don't know, it just makes me...

no, no, I know, I know, I know,

you hate these things,

but this one's

gonna be different,

you know, we're together.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You can be my wingman.

Skyler and Bethanie!

I just can't believe

they actually got married.

I know, it's crazy.

No, no, like really

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