The Waterboy Page #2

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This is the play. | This is the play. Okay ?

The quarterback. Two receivers | lined up to the left, one to the right.

There's a flanker lined up to the left | behind the quarterback.

- Oh, okay. | - He gives the ball-- | No, he doesn't get the ball.

The receiver goes | all the way over there to the left.

Once the quarterback has the ball, | he fakes to the left.

No. He fakes to the right. | He doesn't fake.

He thinks about faking. | He pretends to fake.

l don't know | where l am.

l can't breathe.

Or, this room is getting smaller. | l have to sit down.

Hang on here. | Take some water.

all right, there.

This is good. This is much better | than what l serve.

- That is the water that | you serve to your players ? | - Uh-huh.

lt is imperative that you allow me | to be your waterboy.

l can't hire you. | l can't hire anybody with the--

You do not have to-- have to pay me. | l-l will do it for free.

Just promise me that you will | never distribute the contents | of that jug to any human person.

- That's a deal. | - lt's a deal ?

Thank you so-so much, Coach Klein. | l-- l will not let you down.

- Good day. | - Good day.

l-l-l'll see you | at practice.

- Boom, boom, boom, boom | - [ Yelling ]

Bang, bang, bang, bang

Boom, boom, boom, boom

Bang, bang, bang, bang | Hey

Hey

Quit hoggin' that. | pass it over.

[ Mumbling, | lndistinct ]

Okay.

Just have the defence | run sprints.

[ Mumbling Continues ]

Yo ! Water's better cold.

Yes, l agree, but to guarantee that | the H2O is-is purified,

i-it's good to use | the heating source, Sterno.

lt's like my mama always says, | ''Better safe than-than sorry.''

My mama says that too. | aren't all mamas the same ?

- Yes. | - Derek. l kick | the field goals around here.

Will you listen up ? l need | your cooperation. l need it now.

ls he gonna be-be | all right ?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has | his good days and his bad days.

Used to be an assistant coach | at some big football school,

but he had a mental breakdown | or something.

Don't worry. | He'll snap out of it.

- Let me know when it | cools down, baby. all right. | - Yes.

[ Chuckles ]

[ panting ]

Hey, did you all get a load | of the new waterboy ?

Let's make him feel right at home. | Jerry, go right.

Casey, go left. | Way left.

- On one. Ready ? | - [ all ] Break !

Set ! Red, 22 !

Red, 22 ! Hut !

[ Grunting ]

- [ Cheering ] | - [ Laughing ]

l-l-l-l think you zigged | when you should've zagged on that play.

- Sorry. | - Hey, Waterboy, check this out.

[ all Laughing ]

[ Laughing Continues ]

Hey, Waterboy ! | Check this out.

- [ Laughing ] | - [ Grunting ]

- Yes. | - [ Grunting Continues ]

Well, my, my, my.

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