The War Room Page #3

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first tooth, omnivore.

Patch! Pachito,

come on, wait for me!

I'm sorry I went all pre-historic

on you back there, okay, buddy?

It's okay, Alex.

What's going on?

Major is challenging your

father for the role of leader!

It's a time honored tradition.

Oh, yeah, and Major's toast!

Dad's gonna crush him!

Come on, Dad!

Show him who's boss!

Introduce your horn to his head!

- Yeah, smack.

- Ah! Quit it!

Hey. Dad!

Wow, Dad, that was awesome!

You kicked his butt all the

way up to the stone age.

Get back here!

I may have been

smaller than my brother.

But you made up

for it by running away.

No, no, no.

I wasn't running away.

I was racing

him... and winning.

- Are you ready?!

- Yeah.

Are you sure?

I'm pretty sure.

Are you ready?!

Hit me!

All right!

- I wasn't ready.

- Yeah.

- I'm ready now.

- Be quiet.

Come back,

you coward, both of you!

We're good.

I want some more. You want some more!

Everybody wants more and more?

Did you guys see that?

Totally rang his bell.

And so the young Pachyrhinosaur

frolicked and

fritted away his youth.

Why? I dunno.

The kid likes to frolic.

But all that was

about to change.

And it all started

the day I met... Juniper.

Oh, baby

Give it up

Ain't no use I

Hi, I'm Patchi.

I'm made of meat.

That's not what I meant to say.

I meant to say, "I'm Patchi."

Whoa, is that

a hole in your head?

Uh, no.

I mean... yeah, technically...

I like it.

Ah, young love, so beautiful,

so precious. Gotcha!

Really, I've never seen anything

like that before.

- Really?

- There's my mom.

I'm sorry, I have to go.

Ah, but we just met!

I'm not supposed to talk

to guys outside my herd.

Stupid rules.

I'm sorry. Goodbye.

Wait, wait, don't go!

Just stay for one minute!

Ah, no!

Sniff me out later, okay?

Oh.

Yeah! She likes me!

And she likes my hole.

Over the next few days,

Patchi returned to the waterfall...

...for he had been bitten by the

love bug, the tastiest bug of all.

But the lady

proved to be elusive.

Not to be denied,

the young lover

pursued his

passion nonetheless...

...once more returning to the

sight of his glorious vision.

And he just kept coming back...

...really to the point of

overkill, if you want my opinion.

Ah, man. Where is she?

Oh, didn't I tell you?

She moved South.

South? When?

Four or five days ago.

How long have you known this?

About four or five days.

Gotcha!

But Juniper and her

family were headed

South as part of

the great migration...

...for the summer was coming to an

end and food was in short supply.

Especially the bug supply, which

is very, very important to me.

More than anything, Patchi

wanted to follow Juniper...

...and his impatience

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