The War Room Page #2

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Look at that!

Leaving the nest

was totally worth it!

Hey, what's going on up there?

What is this?

That is the price

of leaving the nest.

Oh, who are you?

You're pretty cool.

Come over here!

Where you going?

Hey, don't be afraid.

I'm not gonna eat

you or anything.

He will.

Hey, there. Name's Patchi.

Wanna be friends?

Wait, wait! Wait up!

I don't always smell like this!

I'm just covered in

poop at the moment!

Aw, come on! Are we playing tag?

Is that what this is?

Okay, I guess

I'm it then, right?

Whoa.

Ankylosaur, meaning

fused lizard, herbivore.

This thing is huge!

Which means I should probably

steer clear of his butt.

Good for you, Patchi.

You're learning.

Wow! This is the most beautiful

place I've ever seen.

It's a future oil field,

so don't get too attached.

Hey! Pick on

someone your own size!

Uh, you know, I mean, if that's

a convenient option for you.

Oop, there he goes.

You lost him.

Hesperonychus, meaning

western claw, carnivore.

No, I didn't mean me!

Oh, you misunderstood!

I meant my brother!

Yeah, he's bigger, he's meatier.

He's a lot slower!

Oh, he's so tender... Oh!

Hey, Ma. Oh, I had it,

but thanks for showing up.

And so, with

a little help from Mom...

...Patchi returned from his first

adventure a little bit wiser...

...and a whole lot smellier.

Hey, guys, you are not gonna

believe what just happened to me.

Oh, my gosh! Did you just

take a poop shower?!

No.

Maybe.

Define poop shower.

They were all jealous, Patchi,

'cause you'd been out in the world.

You were on your way

to becoming a grownup.

One day I fell in love and

You took all of my heart

Twenty four hours,

blue sky, sun rays

Where there used to be grey

I Used to be grey

Say goodbye to yesterday

Oh, oh

What a difference

today made I'

Right, Dad, got it!

Knock down the tree

and feast on the leafy greens up top!

Mmm-mmm.

Yeah, I also got it, Dad. I'm

just gonna square up here and...

...knock down the tree!

I'll square up and

knock down the tree.

Oh, I'm gonna just gonna grab...

He's stronger than he looks.

Gonna feast on that leafy...

- Okay.

- Uh, Dad?

Are we really

from the same litter?

Okay, what's so special about dust?

I don't get it.

You roll around on your back and

you make some grunting noises.

- I mean, how is that a hobby?

- PATCHY. What?

Oh, man!

You haven't lived until

you've taken a dirt bath.

It's the best.

Here, let me

get in there, fellas.

Yeah, oh, boy!

- It's so fun.

- You gotta try...

Hey, hey, hey!

Watch the plumage!

- How would you like it if I did this?

- Ow!

- Hey, watch the nose!

- You watch it!

- You watch it!

- No, you watch it!

Alphadon, meaning

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