The Walking Deceased Page #3
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- Year:
- 2015
- 88 min
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I'm tired, and I want to sleep.
You just want
one more night with Selena.
Baby?
I'm home.
Carl?
Carl?
It's Daddy. I'm okay, son. How you been?
Anyone home?
Zombie!
Well, if anything was gonna
get you off the bottle, son,
it's a goddamn zombie apocalypse.
Daddy, I went to work with Mommy.
We hide there.
Love you. Miss you, Chrissy.
I struck out.
I gotta take a sh*t.
Damn, I wish I could still
ride my bike...
but nope. It's just me
and my floppy-ass feet.
'Sup, guys? Please don't follow me.
You'll blow up my spot.
Sh*t, they can't hear
my inner monologue.
No. Go away.
All they want to prove is that they're
changing for the better, but no sane person
will see it that way,
not while they're in a huge mob.
Nope. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn it, stay back. This is not a party.
Please stop following me.
You're just gonna be
a massive dead cock-block.
Main stage costs canned goods.
Champagne room is a handgun, minimum.
There's no sex in the champagne room.
All right,
so what's it gonna be, a**hole?
- Dad?
- Carl?
- Who?
- Put the gun down, son.
- You're alive.
- Yeah, I'm alive. I'm alive, Carl.
Carl.
Sorry I batted you into a coma.
It's okay. Just gotta choke up
on the bat next time, all right?
Actually, I used that bat to kill my first
zombie. Remember my girlfriend, Kayla?
Girlfriend? I remember you
playing dolls with her and stuff,
but you didn't finger her
or anything, did you?
She's headless now.
Grown up a lot since then.
- Obviously you have.
- I'm a small business owner now.
That dipshit manager, Scott, was dead
when Mom and I got here a month ago,
but I figured people still need
entertainment... so I kept it open.
Found a generator in the storage closet,
so we have power.
I mean, it's a little dirty, but brains
are a pain in the ass to scrub.
I gotta hand it to you, Carl.
This is one hell of a business. I mean...
hey, look at that chick on the pole, man.
I think she's got eyes for me.
I'm proud of you, Carl.
Who? Wait.
You had another son from this?
No, no, I... it's this coma thing.
It must have messed me up.
Your mom, she... Oh, God.
- Didn't turn, did she?
- Hell, yeah, she turned.
She turned in new moves.
All right, watch this.
And now we welcome to the main stage
our only living girl!
Shut the hell up! How many times
do I have to tell you?
My beautiful mother... Barbie.
- I been waiting all day for this!
Hey, that's my wife!
Chris! Chris!
Hey! Freaking wanker!
Don't you get it? No touching!
Baby?
Darlin'!
What the hell? That was my last can
of beans, and all we get to do is watch?
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