The Visitors: Bastille Day Page #3

Synopsis: Knight Godefroy de Montmirail and squire Jacquouille are stranded in 1793. Using trickery to break free from their shackles, both perilously partake in the Montmirail family's run away in the quest for an exiting time-shift.
 
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I'll savor it, believe me.

I missed you.

School of agriculture in Issoudun

at the dawn ...

Dungeons are adjusted to jail ...

There are executions nonstop.

Hurry!

- He cut her throat.

- Away with the aristocrats!

- Sir, what is the "aristocrats"?

- It's me, rascal.

- I'm no aristocrats!

- Definitely not.

Don't torture yourselves by looking, gentlemen.

The sound is enough.

- Lorenzo Baldini, the Marquis of Portofino.

- I'm not aristocrats! I do not belong here!

- Neither do we. - Count of Montmirail,

Malfete and Papincourt.

- Montmirail?

- Yeah.

A relative of the deceased count Philipp?

Brother, cousin?

- Definitely. Cousin. Quite distant.

- Let's go to the era of cars, sir!

- Calm down!

- You Philipp's cousin!

- It smells og death!

- Do you know Victoria Rose, his daughter?

I courted her in better times.

I have not seen her for a long time.

Wild beauty that man just wants to tame.

I dare say she has gotten more femme.

- You won't say anything?

- Definitely.

I understand. Discretion.

Not a peep! We face danger.

It is fun to find our mates in misfortunes here.

When I think of the time when my father in law had

the honour of carrying the candle for Louis XV.,

- When the King wanted to urinate in the middle of the court.

- Pissing in the public is disgusting!

- Silence, rascal, it is a royal sh*t!

- Excuse me, sir, since it is a royal sh*t.

Sir? Rascal? You provocateur!

We are so afraid to talk.

But you're right. With what awaits us,

we can let loose.

Okay, I will loosen up.

I don't care about all the pricks from the Commitee of Public Safety,

Robespierre and Danton, they'll get theirs!

They will get theirs!

- Be quiet! If you want our death?

- Do you think, Duchess, we are picknicking here?

It is not suitable for the aristocrats to provide

light for the royal potty,

- That's work for servants.

- What a stench.

Yes, forgive me that I disagree,

but, God, it is a privilege.

We can only praise the king Louis XIV.

that he has entrusted toilet to the aristocrats.

Wiping royal ass, beautiful proof of trust!

Wiping any ass is pathetic.

Dirty ass is a dirty ass.

Definitely. It's an honor for a knight.

It's degrading.

- They deserve death!

- My God!

The duke goes to the execution!

He is so noble.

Perhaps we will also be Hardy when

it comes to us.

- Good God!

- Damn!

- They chopped off his head!

- Horror! Blood is everywhere.

The head fell off in a clean cut.

Calm down, he had a good death.

Guillotine just beheaded

my helpless father in law,

and you think he had a good death?

In my time bad treatment with an ax

caused a great suffering.

That machine is handy.

In my time, they skinned him, quarted him,

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Christian Clavier

Christian Clavier (French pronunciation: ​[kʁis.tjɑ̃.klavje]; born 6 May 1952 in Paris) is a French actor, screenwriter, film producer and film director. He is the brother of French film director Stéphane Clavier. more…

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