The Virgin Psychics Page #3

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I saw you in there so I pranked you.

Now for real.

Up, down. Up, down...

Ritsuko... Stop.

You're married.

Ritsuko...

Not in front of your son!

Not my Mom!

I can move Tenga and dirty mags...

Only erotic stuff.

It'll be a life of jerking off.

Here, Tenga!

- No!

- Go on, jack-off boy!

No!

I'm not a jack-off boy!

Jack-off boy.

I'm a psychic hero so give me a break!

Lay off!

I'll...

I'll save the world!

Now Yoshiro is aware of his responsibilities.

Being a hero isn't easy.

I might just try it...

Yoshiro, use it!

It's magic!

Sae...

I'll fantasize about her.

No!

I have to act like a psychic hero now!

I could read people's thoughts...

What's going on?

Men look at me and have dirty thoughts.

I want to do her!

The slut!

You want men!

Hey, babe!

I can still hear those voices in my head.

What is this?

Is this, like... ESP?

Yoshiro!

Sae, I'll save the world for you.

Sae...

I'll show Sae my naked body!

I'll get naked in front of her.

We have to get changed! Come on!

Coming! I'll get naked in front of you.

OK, Sae.

To the locker room. Go!

What the... Oh, no!

Oh, I feel like making out...

Maybe I'm sick...

When is he going to f*** me?

- I'll cheat on the test.

- Someone, kiss me!

Maybe I'll be OK soon...

I'll wait...

- Am I gay?

- I want to masturbate.

Penis!

Oops.

You're not Sae.

Cool!

Damn!

Punch it!

What! Did you see him?

- No one's here.

- There was!

Right, Sae?

He was cool.

What!

Miyuki?

Yoshiro.

A naked man was here!

Are you OK, Sae?

Creep!

Who are you?

It's ESP!

It wasn't Sae!

I wanted her to be the first to see my penis.

But it's OK...

What a rush!

Teleportation. It's ESP!

Hi there!

What if you showed him your bra?

He'll fall and spill the water.

We'll see.

A dirty mag.

What the hell?

Telekinesis!

It's ESP!

"ESP Research Lab"

It's ESP!

You have 39 yen.

39 yen!

Add 120 yen.

Add 130 yen.

Never mind the kids.

Now.

Yabe is clairvoyant. Be nice to him.

Sexy undies!

Don't look!

I'm Professor Asami,

an ESP researcher from Tokyo.

Ms. Akiyama is my assistant. She has ESP.

She does?

Precognition.

Hello.

She sees the future of anyone

who stares at her breasts.

That's why you flashed your boob!

Why do we suddenly have ESP?

It's because you all fit the criteria.

200 years ago in Duluth, Minnesota

there was another psychic awakening.

Cosmic rays hit Duluth

when the planets were aligned

in a particular way.

This time

cosmic rays hit this region.

Cosmic rays!

You got ESP because you fit certain criteria.

So we're special. We were chosen!

You're my hero.

First, you've never had sexual intercourse.

I see a hymen.

We had to be virgins?

I know how this mix-up happened.

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