The Virgin Psychics Page #2

Synopsis: I am psychic! You are psychic! Everyone is psychic... but still virgin! Full of laughs and through the eyes of a virgin teenager who wishes to become a hero by saving the world with his suddenly acquired psychic power. Based on the comic "Minna! Esper Dayo!" by Kiminori Wakasugi.
 
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Year:
2015
114 min
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Maybe she's the one...

This led him to think that

she was the girl of his destiny.

I can read people's minds.

I can read her thoughts too.

I'm sure he jerks off to me.

No hard-ons, Yoshiro!

Class, be quiet.

Sae, I'm not that kind of man...

Oh, I want to have sex.

Yoshiro, check this out. Teru gave it to me.

Put that away, pervert!

You jerk!

It'll get dirty!

Ms. Akiyama.

Are you listening?

Yes.

Our research has proven right.

There's psychic activity here.

In the past 3 days locals visited hospitals

with baffling ailments.

Some might be awakened psychics.

After a decade of research

and derision by Tokyo scholars,

I'll prove my theory.

It's a peaceful town.

It all starts here!

I'm Taeko, a local journalist.

This is a detective.

Mitsuko Mitsui.

I love Toyohashi city.

Toyo River supplies the city's water.

Toyohashi citizens love Toyocky!

Toyohashi is nice!

There's Yoshida Castle

and the City Hall.

Toyohashi is the best!

Have fun at Non Hoi Park.

Are you listening to me?

I love Toyohashi!

I just love it!

It's a wonderful city!

This is the Ushi River Ferry.

I'm Kamiya, a rookie!

Someone's calling! Coming!

The ferry is still used to transport citizens.

No crime today.

Yes, Detective.

Totally!

They don't know that Toyohashi's in danger.

"Nakaya Bookstore"

"The Secret of ESP"

"Precognition, telepathy,

telekinesis teleportation, clairvoyance"

So many types...

"A psychic never thinks about sex."

"He brings peace to Earth."

"Psychics are the world's heroes

and fight evil."

"They save the world!"

"Psychics fight evil and save the world!"

I'm a hero!

"Do not abuse your powers."

"Don't use it to pick up girls."

It's not the time to jerk off!

I wonder what kind of girls Yoshiro likes.

Telepathy!

Hello.

This, please.

Nice weather.

Just that? Want some tea?

Imagine her underwear!

Uh... No, thank you.

"Special Boob Issue"

Stop!

Don't snatch that!

Yoshiro.

How about pinball?

Wait a minute!

Come on!

What's that book?

"Psychics fight evil and save the world!"

"They're heroes..."

Don't!

Yoshiro!

I want to read it now!

"Seahorse Cafe"

What a loser...

I'm a hero.

I have ESP, Teru!

I saw your mom at the supermarket.

She's beautiful.

Hey!

It can't be! What a coincidence.

My all-time favorite to jerk off to.

OK, the book.

"Love me Tenga"

"Tenga it..."

Yoshiro. Have you heard of Tenga?

Well...

If you have Tenga you won't need women.

Now.

This Tenga is for women.

For Miyuki.

Take it.

Here!

Normally this is all you do with it...

But from today I have a new skill.

Like what?

See what I can do now?

It means I can jack off with no hands.

Telekinesis...

You shoplifted that magazine!

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Sion Sono

Sion Sono (園 子温, Sono Shion, born December 18, 1961) is a Japanese filmmaker, author and poet. Best known on the festival circuit for the film Love Exposure (2008), he has been called "the most subversive filmmaker working in Japanese cinema today". more…

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