The Vault

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1

911, what's your emergency?

Hello.

This is centurion trust.

We have a robbery in progress

at 23 Forsythe place.

So it's in progress right now?

They're in the building.

They're taking hostages,

so as soon as you can.

Sir, are you in a safe place?

Drop the phone.

Sir?

Hello?

[Music -Tommy Jones

and the shondells,

"crimson and clover"]

Ah, now I don't hardly know her.

But I think I could love her.

Crimson and clover.

Ah, well, if she

come walkin' over,

now, I've been

waiting to show her.

Crimson and clover,

over and over.

Yeah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

I'm not such a sweet thing.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

I wanna do everything.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

What a beautiful feeling.

Ah, ah ah, ah, ah, ah.

Crimson and clover.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Over and over.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Yeah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

I'm not such a sweet thing.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

I wanna do everything.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

What a beautiful feeling.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Crimson and clover.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Over and over.

All right, you're all set.

Thank you.

I hate sirens.

You never know if it's your

own damn house on fire.

Miss Reece?

I'm Chris Kirkham.

Come on in.

What can I do for you today?

I get another deposit for ya.

Ok.

Thanks for waiting out there.

I appreciate your Patience.

We're just crazy after

the holiday weekend.

It gets to be a bit of

a circus around here.

- My resume.

- Oh, great, thanks.

You can take a seat.

All right, let's see

what we got here.

And is that all?

Got any marshmallows?

I'm sorry, marshmallows?

Yeah, there's a fire.

We can just skip

the marshmallows.

Maybe you might want to meet me

for happy hour when you close?

You are to sweet.

Sounds like somebody

got started a little bit

early already on happy hour.

I like to beat the crowds.

All righty, you are all set.

Have yourself a nice day.

Babe, just because

it happened once,

doesn't mean every time

I meet a woman it's going

to happen again at the bar.

Sorry, next window.

How may I help you today, ma'am?

You may help me today.

These bounced.

Insufficient funds.

That's quite impossible.

I made a big deposit

yesterday, so fix it.

Let me see what I can do.

Yeah, you do that.

You sure you want to brave

it out there, detective?

Hey, it looks like it's

getting kind of serious

out there, you might, uh, make

sure everybody gets out Ok.

Looks like you've worked

with some of the big guys.

That's great.

You probably know the drill.

Ok, so a little bit of time

since your last position.

What did you get up to there?

I'm sorry, can you

repeat the question?

Just a little bit of time

between your last position,

what did you get up to there?

What happened?

I traveled.

I spent some time in Mexico

with my church group teaching

English, and fell

so in love with it

that I ended up just staying

there for about a year.

- That's fantastic.

- Yeah.

It's great.

The only reason I came back was

because someone in my family

got really sick, so

I'm looking for a job

to start as soon as possible.

Fair enough.

Ok, gotcha.

I hope they're Ok.

Ok, great, well,

listen, this checks out,

we do a background check.

It's just a formality, but

they're pretty thorough.

You expect any red flags there?

Any issues?

No.

So what happens

is, you guys charge

a f***ing fee for every

single check that I bounced.

I get... I get charged.

Ok?

So then what happens is...

- I understand.

Hold on.

Let me talk.

What happens is I get charged

a fee for every f***ing check

here that bounced, then

the people that I paid,

they charge me, and the f***ing

circus happens all over again.

Yes, ma'am.

I understand.

I really don't think

you do understand,

because now that my

account's in the red, what?

You're going to charge

me another penalty?

Yeah, that's what

you guys f***ing do.

So let me ask you something.

- Ok.

When the bank fucks up,

who pays Redd's penalties?

Ma'am, if you would watch

your language, I'd be glad...

Because you charge me

for every goddamn mistake.

Ma'am...

How does anybody get

ahead in f***ing life?

You know what I mean?

Let me ask you a

f***ing question, Mary.

Yes?

Who pays when you make

a f***ing mistake, huh?

How'd the marshmallow

line work for you?

F*** you.

Well, listen, that

leaves just timing.

What's your timeline like?

The truth is we have three

tellers spots open now.

I can't seem to keep them, so...

Can I ask why?

If you don't mind me asking.

No, I understand.

I still want the job.

I mean, it's silly, but since

you asked, it's an old building

and some people get

spooked in here,

and they think they

hear and see things.

And so, I swear to god,

it's just people talking

and getting in their head.

- Please?

- Yes.

- Curb your language.

Please.

Excuse me.

If you'll give me

your social security...

Hold on.

Hold on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let me talk to a manager.

Absolutely.

Let's do that.

Let's get a f***ing

manager around here.

There's a f***ing manager here.

There's gotta be some

f***ing manager here.

Hello?

- Ok.

What seems to be the issue?

She had these checks returned.

I've looked her up.

Are you the manager or just

a financial service specialist?

I am Susan, the head teller,

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