The Ups and Downs of a Handyman Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1976
- 100 min
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required I suppose, yeah.
- (laughs) Yes, yes, well,
that'll be 10 pence, please.
- Oh, good, well, I hope
it's worth the expense.
I like my pupils well advanced.
- Of course.
Yes, I'll, excuse me,
I'll just put this in the window for you.
- Goodbye.
- [Clerk] Goodbye, miss.
- [Lady] Goodbye, again.
- Goodbye, miss.
- I've run out of cigarettes.
(bell rings)
(chatter and laughter)
(bell rings)
(bell rings)
- Your cigar, thank you, sir.
(bell rings)
(buffoonish music)
(clown horn honks)
- Oh, that smells good.
- Mmm, well, I've got to build you up.
- I can't think why.
- Oh, don't be silly, darling,
something will turn up.
- I'm sorry, love, just
I'm feeling a bit fed up.
I mean, we've been here a month now
be going right, nothing.
- Oh, I know, darling, but
look it's not every couple
that's got a lovely cottage
left them by an aunt.
You'll see, soemthing'll turn up.
Perhaps your card'll do some good.
- Yeah, perhaps.
Another day is just beginning
And you're on the move again
Don't you think you should be happy
If you're sure about your friends
Oh, oh
You know you want to go
And put yourself on show
Oh, oh
But don't you be a fool
You gotta play it cool
Don't you know they might
just let you down
Now I guess you're feeling sorry
'Bout the things you just can't mend
I know it's hard but don't you worry
You're gonna make it
in the end Oh, oh
Get out and start again
Get out and meet your friends
Oh, oh Then you're gonna see
Don't you waste your time now bein' slow
Another day is here again
You're on your way to make amends
Don't hang around or it's the end
Of love and happiness
And things
- Oh, good morning, Mrs. Wayne?
- Course not, silly, come in.
- Oh, thanks.
- Sit down.
- Oh, thanks.
- Um, Mrs. Wayne is in the bath.
That's why we sent for you.
Drink?
- Yeah.
- Scotch?
- Very nice, thank you.
- Well, you see, every
time she empties the bath,
water somehow gurgles, splatters,
and comes back through the overflow.
We can go and have a look
at it when she's ready.
Here's your drink.
- Thanks a lot.
You're the girl from the news
agent's aren't you?
- Mmm, Daddy owns the shop.
- Oh, I see.
- Do you know he does amateur
photography as well.
- Mmm.
- [Clerk] I pose for him.
- Do you?
- Well, not nude, I mean I
couldn't do that, could I?
- What?
- Pose nude.
- Oh, no, no, I suppose not.
- Well, not with Daddy, anyway.
I hope you're going to be good.
- Sorry?
- Well, I recommended you
to Mrs. Wayne
who's in the bath upstairs.
- Oh, that's very kind of you.
But um, how do you know
I'll be any good?
- Instinct, experience.
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