The Unbroken Page #2

- We need a plan B.

- Of course you don't.

- Oooh, my God.

- What else can I do for you?

Oh, just give me something

to rub my eyes with.

I don't care.

Here, this should work.

(TOMMY GROANS)

Here you go.

(COUGHING)

Better?

No, not really. But yeah, no.

It kinda helps.

- What are you doing?

- I'm fast-blinking.

It's supposed to

make you tear up.

Look, I am really sorry

about that,

but you

scared the crap out of me.

The whole

"scaring tenants" thing.

Not the "pepper spray" thing.

That...

That is a new one.

Well...

I'm Sarah Campbell.

Tommy.

Kinda nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

(COUGHING)

(SIGHS)

Hey, I can

almost see you.

Ooh.

Hey, you're kinda hot.

Thank you?

(LAUGHTER)

Is this the part

where you offer to kiss my eyes

and make 'em feel better?

- What?

- Nothing.

Umm...

She said that you need some

help moving some stuff in.

Yeah, yeah.

I have a trailer downstairs.

All right.

Let's get you moved in, then.

- You gonna be okay?

- Yeah! Let's go!

- All right...

- Let's go, let's do this!

(TOMMY GROANS)

"Rebuilding Your Self Worth"

with Morgan Stevens?

I've seen this guy on TV.

He's a tool.

No, he's not.

I like him.

Just because you like him

doesn't mean he's not a tool.

Well, he helps me

pass the time away when I drive.

You listen to him

in the car?

It was a long drive.

So the whole

"not recommended to practice

while driving" label

didn't deter you, huh?

It doesn't say that.

Oh.

It does say that.

Why would it say that?

Oops.

So, you're, um...

You're having

some self esteem issues, huh?

Ah, well, yeah.

I guess.

Let's just say

that my ex-husband

was really good at making me

feel completely worthless.

'Cause he's a tool, too.

No, no, no.

I refer to guys like that

as "douches."

Oh, yeah?

What's the difference?

Well, a tool is a guy

who isn't all that bad,

but he's just maybe

a little too loud and obnoxious.

- Ah, like you.

- No.

I'm charming. Whereas tools

are not charming at all.

They're like...

What's it like

being in my presence,

'cause I'm so cool?

(KISS SOUND)

Yeah, that's definitely

not you.

So what's a douche?

Well, a douche

is more like a guy

Get in the kitchen,

where you belong!

Yep, yep.

That sums up my ex-husband.

So what would you call the 19

year old girl he got pregnant?

I guess that would depend

on how hot she is.

Oh, geez.

But...

(RASPBERRY NOISE)

There is no way

she is as hot as you.

Yeah, nice save.

Quit staring

at my butt.

It's not like

I can see anything, anyway.

My eyes are still adjusting

from the pepper spray.

What if there's

long term damage?

I could have glaucoma.

That's everything, right?

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