The Ultimate Christmas Present Page #3

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And Aunt Gwen Never

Gets My Name Right.

She Always Calls Me Josie.

That's The Name

Of Her Own Poodle.

Hey, Everybody!

Sure Smells Good

In Here.

Yeah, We Never Get

To Eat The Good Stuff.

We Get Frozen Dinners.

Hah, You Do Not.

You Get Takeout.

How Was School?

Uh...Fine. We're

Going To Go Upstairs

And Do Some Homework.

Walk!

You Know That Tv Show

Where People Take Their

Junk To Some Expert,

And He Tells Them It's

Worth A Million Dollars?

Well, Maybe This Is

Worth Something.

Or Maybe It's

Just Junk.

Nah, It's Too New

To Be Junk.

It's Kind Of

Cool-Looking.

I Wonder What It Does.

Oh, What Did You Do?

I Just Touched

That Button.

Well, Try Another One.

Maybe It'll Turn It Off.

(Whistle Blows)

Wow!

Awesome!

Oh, This Is So Cool.

Hey, I Think

You Figured Out

How It Works.

Yeah.

Now Help Me Stop It.

(Thunder Rumbles)

Aah!

You'll Flood

The Place!

I'm Trying Not To!

Let's Try This.

(Thunder Rumbles)

That Is So Cool!

Wow! Let Me Try!

No, No, No, No, No.

(Thunder)

Aah!

Aah!

Oh! Whoa,

How Fierce Is That!

What's Fierce?!

Hey, Joey, Stay Out!

Why?

'Cause I Said So.

You're Not

The Boss Of Me!

Mom! Allie's

Bossing Me!

No, I'm Not!

Joey:
Are You Wrapping

My Christmas Present?

What Did You Get Me?

Don't Tell Me!

Let Me Guess.

You Got Me A Football.

No, No, No.

I Know.

You Got Me A Poster

Of The Laker Girls!

Joey! Stay Out, Or I'm

Not Getting You Anything!

I Mean It!

You'd Better Hide It Good,

Or Else I'll Find It.

I Always Do.

My Turn!

Check Out These Symbols.

This Must Be Some Sort

Of Weather-Making Machine.

I Wonder What

This Swirly Line Means.

Whoa!

Whoa, Whoa!

Turn It! Turn It!

Turn It!

Here, Let's Try

This One.

Aah! Earthquake!

Aah! Earthquake!

Do You Feel That?

Oh, Don't Panic!

Get Under A Table

Or An Open Doorway!

Get A Transistor Radio!

Get Some Bottled Water!

Get Some Canned Goods!

Just Try And Stay

Calm, Ok?

It's Ok. It's Ok.

It's Over. It Was Just

A Truck Passing By.

Yeah, Right. That's What

They Said Just Before

The Big One In '94, Remember?

Ooh, Sorry!

It's Ok.

At Least We Know What

That Jiggly Line Means.

We'll Just Leave That One

Alone From Now On.

Let's Try The Snow One.

Wow!

Oh, This Is So Rad!

Why Would That Man

Throw It Out?

Maybe He Didn't Mean

To Throw It Out.

Yes, He Did.

We Saw Him.

Well, We Should Bring It

Back. I Mean, This Thing

Could Flood A City

Or Cause A Blizzard

Or...

Do I Even Want To Know

What's Going Through

Your Mind?

Sam, How Would You Like

To Start Christmas Vacation

A Day Early?

How?

With A Snow Day.

A What?

A Snow Day. You Know,

My Cousin Stan Lives In Boston,

And He Said

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