The Ugly Truth: The Art of Laughter - A Making of Hilarious Proportions Page #2
- Year:
- 2009
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dictate the content
of this show. It's my show.
I control it.
I should skip the date tonight.
Stay home,
think up some ideas for sweeps.
Absolutely not, Abby.
You should be out there
observing humanity.
Humanity is who watches
our show.
Yeah.
All 2.47 percent of them.
You have rescheduled
on this guy three times.
You cancel on him tonight
and he's gone.
Look at this bone structure.
This could be the bone structure
of your future children.
Don't you want them
to be symmetrical?
You printed out his profile?
What? These have
not been touched
in quite some time.
I have to live vicariously
through your dating life.
could be our next boyfriend.
- Hi.
- Hello.
I'm looking for a guy
athletic build, blue eyes.
He's 5'9".
Which I know you're thinking
is a little short,
but he's read
Well, technically
I'm 5'8" and a half,
but I could read
The Great Gatsby
again if it makes
it any better.
[WAITER]:
Hi. Can I get some waterfor the table?
Uh, yeah, a bottle
of flat water, please?
- Sure.
- Thank you.
Um, just one second.
I'm sorry.
Did you know they've done
studies that show
are basically the same thing.
And they recently passed
a law where restaurants
have to filter their tap water,
so it's not really tap water,
it's filtered water,
which is the same
except you don't have to pay
$7 for it. Right?
I like the way
Can I get a Scotch on the rocks,
please? Thank you.
Oh, yeah.
Huh. I thought, uh...
I thought in your profile
it said you, uh...
You like to drink red wine.
You printed out my profile?
Actually,
She doesn't like me
to not be prepared.
Not that I'm ever not prepared.
Kudos, by the way,
on your comprehensive
car insurance plan.
That wasn't in my profile.
No, but it's in your
background check.
So, ahem,
tell me about yourself.
Well, what's
left to talk about
that you don't already know,
right?
Ah. Good point.
Ha-ha.
All right,
well, you know,
I actually took the liberty
of printing out
some talking points
in case this happened.
I take it this
has happened before?
No. No. But you have
nine out of 10
of the necessary attributes
on my checklist.
Oh, dear God. Okay.
Oh, this is a good one.
Let's start with three, okay?
[]
[CAT MEOWS]
Don't ask.
[PURRING]
[SIGHS]
when we come back.
We'll hear from a zoo official
now forced to take...
[MAN]:
And we're back withThe Ugly Truth,
where tonight
what it is men and women
really want in relationships.
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