The Ugly Dachshund Page #2

Heidi? Clotilde? Wilhelmina?

Don't question it, Doc.

I want to get

some sleep tonight.

Huh? Get... oh, yeah,

I get it. [Laughs]

Are the pups ready?

Yeah, I'll get them for you

in a minute.

There's one thing

I've got to do first.

- All right, no hurry.

- [Laughing]

Clotilde... oh, my, my.

[Barking, yipping]

Quiet, quiet.

Yeah...

Okay, girl.

Great Dane, huh?

Uh-huh.

[Muffled grunting]

Easy now, easy now, fella.

Easy now.

Easy now, little fella.

Easy now. I got you.

I've got you.

That's my idea

of a real dog.

Ah, the greatest.

And Duchess there

is the best Dane

I've ever owned.

- She's yours, huh?

- Uh-huh, she sure is.

Just between

the two of us, Doc,

I'd give my back teeth

to have a dog like that.

Okay, all right, all right.

- [Yipping]

- All right, don't get excited.

I'm getting to you.

Okay, all right,

take it easy, take it easy.

Yeah. All right.

All right.

All right, come on, now.

Come on, come on.

What's the matter

with this one?

Oh, nothing yet, nothing yet.

[Chuckles]

Looks like he's not hungry.

Oh, he's hungry, all right.

He's just not taking

to the formula, that's all.

All right, come on.

Why don't you put him

back with his mother?

No, no, that wouldn't work.

Why not?

Well, it's a case of too much

litter and too little milk.

Duchess just picked him out

and pushed him away.

Pushed him away?

Her own pup?

Well, they do that sometimes.

It's funny, the tricks

nature plays, huh?

[Chuckles]

Now, you take that dachsie

of yours, Danke.

- Oh, she's got too much milk.

- Yeah.

Why, she could feed

her three pups and...

Say...

- Uh, oh, no, no, Doc.

- Oh, well, now...

just so the dachsie

could wet-nurse him?

Mnh-mnh, not interested, sorry.

Oh, no, wait,

don't get me wrong, now.

I'm not trying to sell him.

I'd be glad to give him away

just to keep him alive.

No, no, absolutely not, Doc.

Mnh-mnh.

Well, I guess you're right.

No place for a Great Dane

with a family that likes

dachsies, anyway, huh?

Here, see what

you can do with him.

- Well, d...

- I'll go get your pups.

- [Barking softly]

- Oh, well, okay.

One drop at a time.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Well, now, wait, wait.

Hold on, there, fella.

Hold on, there.

Come here, come here.

Here.

Hey, come on,

take some of this, now.

Come on, now, get it down.

That's one.

[Horn honking]

Oh, Mark, I thought

you'd never get here!

Fran, wait just a minute.

Oh, Danke, I bet you're glad

to be home again, huh?

Look, Fran, there's something

I have to tell you.

Oh, my three little darlings...

- [Barking softly]

- Danke!

- Mark, she had another puppy.

- [Chuckles]

- Well, yes, sort of.

- Why didn't Doc Pruitt call us?

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