The Toxic Avenger: The Musical Page #2
- Year:
- 2018
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- Melvin, the official
town records are here,
in the town library!
Oh but I promised the mayor that I
wouldn't show 'em to anyone.
- Oh, I understand.
- But, you're not just anyone are you?
- I'm not?
- No!
You are the sweetest
kindest man I ever met.
- Shut up!
(audience chuckling)
Really?
- And Melvin, the records
are in a box in the back,
and I didn't want anyone
to ever look inside
so I labeled them
important policy speeches
of Ivanka Trump!
(audience chuckling)
- Sarah, I could just kiss you!
Please?
- Uh...
(audience chuckling)
Hey you know what I
just realized?
We've known each other a few months now,
and I don't even know what
you look like (chuckles).
Could I um, well could I feel your face?
- Oh, gee, I don't think
that's such a good idea!
- Melvin, don't tell me you
suffer from low self esteem?
- No I'm just unattractive.
(audience chuckling)
- Now silly everyone
is beautiful in their own way!
- But I'm not.
- But you are!
- But I'm not.
- But you are!
- But I'm not.
- But you are!
- But I'm not--
(audience chuckling)
- Let's have a look...
That is so greasy...
(audience laughing)
Well, maybe you have a beautiful soul.
(audience chuckling)
- Uh, I should go and get the records.
(dramatic music)
- Hey!
- Oh!
- We need a book!
- Any book!
- Sorry, I'm blind!
Okay bye!
- Hey!
You don't know who
you're talking to do 'ya?
- He's Sluggo, I'm Bozo!
- And we're the stars of
Tromaville High football team!
- For the last seven years!
(grunting)
- And coach says we gotta read a book now!
- Coach says our teachers are getting mad
'cause we're elastic!
- Illiterate!
- Yeah!
- And you know what,
you're sort of pretty for a book lady!
(laughing)
- Oh yeah!
(barking)
- If you don't-don't, stop it!
You get out of--
Hey you get away from her or else!
- Or else (gibbers) what?
(audience chuckling)
- Or, or else,
maybe I'll hit you or something, maybe.
- Melvin, violence is always wrong,
even though it's often entertaining.
- Oh yeah (giggles)?
- Hey!
- Hey you leave her alone!
- And what's she to you, butt-face?
- Well, nothing.
- Huh?
- She's nothing.
- Huh?
- She's nothing.
- Huh?
- Dammit I love her!
(audience chuckling)
- I'm (mumbles), you, what...
(laughing)
- Come on, let's get out of here!
- Yep!
Love makes me nervous.
(audience chuckling)
- Oh Sarah, I didn't mean that!
- Uh, no, that's okay Melvin.
- You mean you feel the same about me?
- Oh no, I'm just uh,
I'm just pretending like
I didn't hear it...
(audience chuckling)
So what did you find in the the t--
Wha...
(audience snickering)
What uh, what did you
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