The Three Stooges in Orbit Page #2

Synopsis: The Three Stooges, Moe, Larry, and Curly-Joe, are evicted from their hotel room and set out to find a new place to live while prepping for their new TV show. They end up settling at the home of the eccentric inventor, Professor Danforth. The professor is glad to have company in the house again. He is working on a new vehicle which he plans to sell to the military. Unfortunately, a spy from Mars is trying to steal it. When he tells the Stooges about the spy, they are of the opinion he has "been bending over those diagrams too long." But with their TV show in danger of cancellation, the professor says he has another invention guaranteed to save their show if they will help him safeguard his new vehicle. They soon discover the Professor may not be as crazy as he sounds when two real Martians hijack the vehicle, mount a laser cannon on it, and begin attacking the city. Now, the fate of the human race rests in the hands of (gulp) The Three Stooges.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Edward Bernds
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
 
IMDB:
5.9
NOT RATED
Year:
1962
90 min
387 Views


-...and this covered the hole.

-Hole The hole is in your head.

Why can't you be like Larry,

sleeping like a baby

Move over, Larry, and let Joe in.

Move over, I said!

Now, any more trouble out of you, and

I'll give you something to yap about.

Look!

Gotcha!

Hey, I got him, Moe.

A tourist from Mars.

Yeah, sure, with a card

from the Diners Club.

Hey, lift him up.

I'll look for a rope.

-Hey, Moe, it's the butler!

-It's always the butler.

Here comes another one.

Hey, wait. Hey, it's Larry.

You're all right.

It was only a blow on the head.

Oh, my, what happened

That's him, that's the fellow

who tried to steal my plans!

No, he's innocent.

It was the butler.

He's got a space gun.

What did he say

Come on.

Well, I'm not afraid of that popgun.

That probably shoots corks.

Kazakoni yourself.

Got a long way to run, fellas!

You leave my machine alone.

Stop, I tell you--!

-Wait a minute, fellas.

-What do you mean

-We've got a long way to run.

-We don't have to run.

-We got a car outside.

-Yeah

-Yeah.

-The keys are in my pants upstairs.

Would you like to go get them

Well, like you say, Moe,

we've got a long ways to run.

Wait, wait, wait!

Martians!

Flying saucers!

FBI Never mind the clerks,

I want Mr. Welby.

-Welby here.

-Mr. Welby, I talked to you before.

Professor Danforth.

Yes, professor,

what can I do for you this time

That butler I told you

was after my invention

Well, he's from Mars, all right.

I just caught him talking to his boss

on closed-circuit TV.

I tell you, they're coming after us

with scads of flying saucers.

Send someone right over.

I'd love to, professor, but unfortunately

all my men are busy right now.

We're rounding up a herd of

man-eating caterpillars from Venus...

...that are trying to crush city hall!

What's the matter,

you a nut or something

Mr. Welby

Mr. Welby, come back!

They're gonna blow up

the whole world.

Hollywood television studio,

Stage 1. The Three Stooges.

Somebody's gotta listen!

Come on, fellas, we've got less

than an hour to make our TV show.

Let's go!

-The studio!

-Follow me, boys.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the Three Stooges Scrapbook!

And now from Hollywood, California...

...The Three Stooges

are on the air!

Hello, everybody, it's a great pleasure

on this momentous occasion--

-Hey, hey, you're stealing my line.

-Okay, say it.

On this monotonous occasion....

I knew it, why....

-Hey, this is getting monotonous.

-It's momentous.

He got it too.

And now, youngsters, get set for that

mad, zany, Three Stooge cartoon.

Roll the film, go, go, go!

-Boy, are they ugly.

-Especially the one in the middle.

-Stop playing around!

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Norman Maurer

Norman Albert Maurer (May 13, 1926 – November 23, 1986), a comic book artist and writer, was also a director and producer of films and television shows. more…

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