The Texas Rangers Page #2

because she Iikes

the americanos, S, seor,

Gracias, seorita,

Will you tell us how far

it is to Casablanca?

(IMITATING WOMAN)

Oh, seor, it is not far.

Oh, about 100 miles,

maybe 200 miles.

That's all.

That's all, 200 miles.

She didn't tell us that

her cousin Maria Theresa

in Casablanca

was married

and had six kids,

did she? No!

How much money

we got Ieft?

Don't be foolish. You saw me

spend that Iast cartwheel

at the bar.

Well, seems Iike

we ought to go to work.

Now you're talking sense.

(SINGING BURY ME NO ON THE LONE PRAIRIE)

(WHOOPING)

Them Iittle mules

sure is running fools,

ain't they?

Takes a good strong man

to hold them. Yes, sir.

Been driving Iong?

Practically all

my Iife, practically.

Texas?

Texas, Missouri, Kansas.

To me, stages is stages.

Get up there, CIancy!

Ever been shot at?

Some. Why?

You might be held up today.

What makes you think that?

We ought to know.

Who's "we"?

Rangers.

Rangers? What's them?

You ain't been in Texas Iong

if you ain't heard

of the Texas Rangers.

Oh, somebody's

fooling you, neighbor.

Ain't nobody gonna hold up

this coach today.

They'd be crazy

if they did.

Come on,

get up there, Gabe.

Comes real trouble,

I shoot first

and ask questions afterwards.

You mean that?

You ain't got nothing

to worry about.

You just keep a hold

of them Iines.

Still and all, ain't no use

shooting to kill

if you can help it, is there?

We'II see.

Whoa!

AII right, folks.

You can get out and stretch

your Iegs if you want to.

Thank you.

Hello, stranger.

AIways got room

for one more passenger.

What's the matter with you?

You daffy?

Get up on that seat

and be ready to throw down

that express box.

Who, me?

No, sir, the only time

I was ever Iate

was when one of my mules

threw a shoe.

Don't start nothing now.

Get in that stagecoach

and sit tight.

I'II explain to you Iater.

You'II explain nothing.

Get up on that seat.

That man up there,

riding with me...

Hey, driver, you've watered

those mules Iong enough.

Let's get moving.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Right away. Yes, sir.

I'II have you

in Junction City in

no time at all, my friend.

Come right in here.

AII aboard, folks.

Wait a minute. I ain't riding

in this shoe box.

$3.60, right to the penny.

Get in. Get in.

Come on, boys.

Get going.

What a day!

What a day, neighbor,

just to be alive.

I feel so good

I think I'II sing a song.

Would you Iike

to hear me sing?

I don't care for music.

It's your Ioss, my friend.

I think I'II sing anyway.

(SINGING OH SUSANNA)

Come on there, Jasper!

Bang!

Leave the gentleman's gun be!

Mustn't touch things

Iike that.

MAN:
Put up your hands!

(GUN FIRING)

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