The Switch Page #2

Synopsis: Kassie (Jennifer Aniston) and Wally (Jason Bateman) are best friends. Being unlucky in love, Kassie has decided to have a child using artificial insemination. Wally doesn't like this idea, but he isn't capable of admitting to himself, let alone to Kassie, that he's in love with her. At Kassie's artificial insemination party, Wally gets very drunk and spies the sperm donor's sample in the bathroom. Wally was way too drunk to know what he did that night, and Kassie has moved away because she doesn't feel that New York City is a place to raise a child. Now 7 years later, Kassie has moved back with her son Sebastian. While she is looking to get Roland (the sperm donor) more involved in their lives, Wally can't help but notice the many striking similarities that he and Sebastian share.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Production: Miramax
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.1
Metacritic:
52
Rotten Tomatoes:
51%
PG-13
Year:
2010
101 min
$27,400,000
Website
2,686 Views


He always had my back.

Yeah I got a cash is he real that he

is really good guy totally undesireable.

Nobody is.

There must be someone for him.

Done.

I hope that party doesn't suck.

You really should got Debbie a gift.

She is 30.

She is really longhaul.

Given the thirtieth hair is

I had to buy an old fart.

I want a donor who I meet.

In someone's eyes I'm looking to,

and shake his hand.

When a sperm bank can not.

I want it fresh.

Not frozen.

Frozen is so refreshing.

What qualities would you like?

Sense of humor is most important.

Why do women always said that sense of humor is

most important things all we know that's a lie

It is a kind of high demand.

A funny sort of height.

Funny height.

Hello wally would you dance with me?

No, birthday girl.

Not as a sentence tonight.

You're such a boast kill.

I would not ruin it there.

You've nicely dressed for my party.

How nice.

You're welcome.

Stripes.

Who's dancing with me?

Yes, he's funny.

I've played in movies.

There is no fair

Kick boxing jumping.

Right, because I had not thought about.

You're right.

I'm bored, let's eat kebab.

Wally, this is Declan.

He is a writer / director.

Hello, double friend.

Hey, Wally.

This is Wally. One of my oldest friends.

He is a...

Analyst. Go along with me.

I want to stay.

I think not.

Do you have shares tips for me?

That straight up. My advice,

go on marching and go struggle on.

Come on.

Lets do it?

That's right.

You said I had to sell?

Changed my mind.

Hold on.

He took a finger.

Forget it.

Come on.

What?

He is married.

Divorced.

And he's lying.

How do you know?

There is a mark of his ring on his finger.

He would not be your donor?

I don't know.

He strung my eyerings.

What are you talking now?

Are you mind?

That half-sole, the father of your child?

- I don't know yet.

You're on your own.

Okay.

Kassie is leave.

What?

Kassie had to go.

Where?

To a dealers house.

He's a little paranoid.

She went himself.

She will get some drugs.

What Ecstasy, and some Viagra.

And she thinks you.

She thinks I'm cute?

As Donkey Kong.

I had to literally say.

The address of the love shack.

You should go away now.

Go seriously got safe for two okay.

You sent him to Washington Heights?

Harlem is frightening, I had to go higher.

I did not even go through with it.

It was just an idea.

To think about.

Why you're so weird lately?

I doesn't.

Yeah you have. I always think's what you

should do it, this whole baby thing.

It is not right.

It's not natural.

Now when you meet someone tomorrow?

Or about six months?

You fall in love, you realize

you do that and it's too late.

Why it's so hard for you accept?

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Allan Loeb

Allan Loeb (born July 25, 1969) is an American screenwriter and film and television producer. He wrote the 2007 film Things We Lost in the Fire and created the 2008 television series New Amsterdam. He wrote the film drama 21, which also was released in 2008. Among his other credits, he wrote and produced The Switch (2010). He also co-wrote Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010), and wrote The Dilemma (2011), and Just Go with It (2011). He performed a rewrite for the musical Rock of Ages (2012), and the mixed martial arts comedy Here Comes the Boom (2012). more…

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