The Sweeter Side of Life Page #2

You won't even know I'm there.

He cooks in the nude.

Oh. That would be awkward.

Sasha? I'm desperate.

All I'm asking is to sleep

in your maid's room.

That's Fluffy's room.

I don't care

if your cat's in there.

I love Fluffy.

He's so sensitive.

Any little change,

he stops eating.

Listen, missy. Who nursed you

through your last eye job?

I can't believe

you just said that!

Are you blackmailing me?

No, I am not trying

to blackmail you! I would never!

- Well, it sounded like it to me.

- Oh, come...

Hello? Hello?

Out of the road! Get back!

Watch it! Ohh!

Oh!

Ah!

Oh!

May I help you?

I'd like a room, please.

Do you have a reservation?

No, this is

an involuntary visit.

I'm afraid we're sold out.

Can you...

Can you please...

Can you please check?

Just in case.

All right, but I'm

absolutely certain.

Please.

Ah! Mr. Pitbull

just canceled.

- Oh!

- So the Imperial Suite is available

at $3,250... per night.

Sold! Oh, you have no idea

what a horrible day I've had.

What I need is

a new pair of shoes,

a hot bath,

and a Porterhouse steak.

I'm terribly sorry.

Your card has been declined.

That's impossible.

It has no credit limit.

Please, try again.

Oh. Yes, right away.

W-What are you doing?

I have been instructed

to destroy your card.

You know, good luck.

It's made out of titanium.

I don't suppose

you'd comp me a room.

No!

I didn't think so.

How 'bout your place?

Hey!

I was joking!

He's not even my type!

I am calling the credit card

complaint department.

You are all in big trouble!

Oh, no.

Daddy.

I'm so happy to see you.

It's been a long time.

I forgot to pay

that nice cab driver.

Don't worry about that. He hit you.

I don't think they charge for that.

I remember.

I was making a call.

Did you see my phone?

I don't think it made it.

But I can't live without it.

You'd be amazed

at what we can live without.

You may get sleepy, darling.

The doctor gave you

an anti-anxiety agent.

Really?

I'm feeling quite alert.

You go ahead and rest,

sweetheart.

You'll be as good

as new tomorrow.

I'm so happy you're home.

I missed you.

Breakfast is ready!

Oh... Oh!

Ah!

Daddy?

- Daddy!

- Good morning, sweetheart.

How you feeling?

A little stiff,

but okay, I guess.

Sit, sit, sit, sit.

There you go.

What's wrong?

You made me pancakes

and Jimmy Dean sausages!

That's your favorite.

This breakfast

is five zillion calories!

Well, don't you want it?

No, I do.

That's the problem.

Daddy, I have

something to tell you.

I know.

Eddie told me about Dick.

It's not Dick. That was

my college boyfriend.

My husband's name

is Wade, remember?

Well, whatever.

If your mother

was still alive...

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