The Sweet Life Page #2

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are hitchhiking, right?

Eh.

Change of plans.

Is there a problem?

No.

No problem.

'Cause we're just trying

to do you guys a solid.

Yeah, we're trying

to do you guys a solid, here.

Oh, we appreciate it.

Yeah.

We'll take a pass.

You're gonna pass?

Yeah.

Okay.

Have a good day.

-Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

-You, too.

Mnh-mnh.

What?

Balls out.

I got it covered.

Well, in my experience,

when someone offers you a ride,

you got to get in the car.

Yeah, well...

That's your experience, chief.

I, uh --

I got a gun.

Get in the car.

So, where you guys headed?

Where are we headed?

I thought this was

a kidnapping.

Giving a ride to degenerates

is our way of embracing life.

So...There is no gun.

You don't want

to f*** with us, Otis, okay?

We're on our way

to the golden gate bridge

to jump off.

Just so you know

who you're dealing with.

We're crazy.

I get that.

Why don't you take a lip

off this here shine?

Take the edge off.

Hey, people don't actually

pick you guys up, do they?

You know,

looking like that?

When you're gay

in these parts, honey,

redneck's a pretty good

cover.

We're married.

How's that going?

Hmm?

Have to work at it.

Sure.

Hey, you see that barn

out there?

That's where granny was

picked up by the aliens. '62.

Said they were

quite thoughtful.

Not at all

what you'd expect.

Ohh.

We're taking her home.

She just passed.

Oh.

Sorry.

Sorry to hear that.

Sorry, you guys.

So, you guys -- uh, you guys

believe in ufos?

More things in heaven and earth,

Horatio.

You know, there --

there have been

ufo sightings verified

by NASA.

I mean, more than one astronaut

has -- has made visual contact.

She's got

a lot of fun facts.

I do.

Hey, do you guys want to get

something to eat or, uh...?

I could choke

on a damn corn dog.

I'll tell you that much.

-I bet you could.

- I bet you could.

-I bet you could.

I bet you could.

Ha, ha, ha.

Hey, now. Hey.

Circulation in the feet

is so important.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

I got chips.

Enjoy 'em!

We'll be seeing you!

Yoo-hoo!

Hey, wait.

Hey. Hey.

Guys. Hey!

Hey!

They're stealing the car!

Guys!

Guys!

They stole the car.

I gave it to them.

Mercedes?

I gave it to 'em.

You just give --

you just gave them

the Mercedes.

They'll be

together 10 years in march,

and Marlon had to visit

his grandmother

every day in the home.

He had to hitchhike

back and forth.

All right. Hey.

Hold on one second, here.

You gave them the car?

And you know what?

They felt bad for us.

You just gave them

the Mercedes?

I told them

that we were short on cash,

and they gave us --

they gave us some money.

I got everyone chips!

I got everyone chips.

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