The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover Page #2

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A handsome prince, it's true.

Oh, I was gonna say tadpole.

- Ha, ha...

- (DEREK) Odette,

look who's come to visit.

It must be Lucas.

Your royal highness. Princess.

Oh, you have to meet my mother.

[GASPS]

Oh, my.

[HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[GASPS]

Oh... Your Majesty.

Count Antonio of Borremeo

at your service.

You're so pleased to meet me.

Oh, indeed.

Derek didn't tell me that

you could pass for his sister.

[LAUGHS THEN HICCUPS]

Seriously?

I'm just saying, you've got

a tower of gray hair.

Let's keep it real.

Let's go inside.

Shall we?

[BARKING]

Kookoo, Cocoa. Hush now.

We are guests in this kingdom.

My apologies.

They are hunting dogs

who wish they were guard dogs.

[DOGS GROWL]

A chocolate from Borremeo?

Oh, Borremeo.

You must be Antonio.

Ha-ha-ha. His chauffeur, Bruno.

And you are?

Alise.

Ha-ha-ha.

Wow. That's the best chocolate ever.

When you and your parents

come to Borremeo,

I'll buy you bags full.

(JEAN-BOB) If I could do magic like him,

I'd make those dogs disappear, pronto.

[GROWLS]

[BARKING]

I am not a dog house.

But who is that fella anyhow?

He's like the uncle every kid wants.

Magic, chocolates and super nice.

But add the scary dogs and he's

like the uncle who shows up

for Thanksgiving in a weird sweater

and he's all sweaty and he's always got

a little food on his face and...

I stop talking now.

So generous. Your people

have donated all this?

I'll bet you've sent even more.

Haven't you?

Well.

How many? Two ships? Three?

Oh, I don't know. Four?

Oh!

Let's talk about your people.

Well, I would like to show you

the gold they've given

to rebuild the dam.

I cannot wait.

You might be wondering

what's on this ship.

Chairs, 122.

Shoes, 300 pairs.

Corn and, uh, rice, 500, uh, bushels.

Beans, all types, 500 barrels.

One hundred shovels.

One hundred axes.

Ow! Oh, we mustn't bore Antonio

with details, Rogers.

(ALISE) Papa.

Ugh.

Oh!

[YELLS]

No gloves, Uberta?

Let's get you inside before you

get even more liver spots.

I don't have liver spots, Rogers.

She does. Ah!

[YELLING]

Oh, my. You pulled me up as if...

As if I were weightless.

Only because it is nearly so,

dear queen.

[GASPS]

[GRUNTS THEN YELLS]

So Derek tells me

you lost your dear wife.

It is true, years ago.

I am so delighted...

I mean excited...

Oh, no. I'm sad.

Oh, I'm very, very sad.

It is lonely. In fact,

since I arrived here, for some reason,

I no longer wish to be alone.

All of this, donated by your people?

(UBERTA) It's enough to rebuild

the dam and the village.

Such generosity.

I beg pardon, Your Highness,

but Miss Margaret says

she's come to make a donation.

Bless your heart, Miss Margaret.

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