The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover Page #5

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Way too generous.

It's like, generous is here

and your offer is way up here.

Please. To deny me the

satisfaction of doing my part

is to deny the horse

his urge to run free.

Ha, ha. Every word is like

flipping poetry.

Oh! Oh.

Did I say that out loud?

I'm sure the children would love

for Signor Bruno to take them.

Are you sure you can spare him?

Absolutely.

He'll be with them

every minute of every day.

Then it's settled.

Hooray.

[BARKING]

Kookoo, Cocoa.

Here comes a pro spy move.

Signor Bruno,

you know how you talked about

showing us Borremeo someday?

Yes, princess.

Well, aren't you tempted

to go there now?

You know, before we go to Trumbeau.

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose

to deliver these toys quickly?

I got this.

But if we go there now,

we can get even more toys.

And more toys means happier kids, right?

Whoa, whoa.

You make a good point.

But we already have so many.

And too many toys would only

spoil the children, no?

[SIGHS]

Hyah! Hyah!

[UBERTA LAUGHING]

(UBERTA) Oh, really, Tony? Oh!

[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

We need to get ears

on that situation, stat.

(UBERTA) Oh, you don't say?

Where's my awesome spy gear?

Not necessary. Get out there.

But I will look suspicious.

A frog by the pond is not

suspicious, it's expected.

He'll know I'm spying.

He'll clobber me.

Oh, really, Tony?

Oh, you little thing, you.

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

[GRUNTING]

[YELLING]

It's a long fly ball to center field!

Good technique.

He really rotates those hips.

[BRUNO SNORING]

(ALISE) Are you sure we're headed south?

Trust me.

I grew up in the forest.

Well, you're not the only one, you know.

Then you should know

that moss only grows

on the north side of the tree.

So that's south.

Looks like someone's got

some serious spy skills.

Yeah. Too bad that's poison moss.

Ah! Get it off, get it off.

Huh?

Oh, no.

(ALISE) "Dear Signor Bruno,

there's something we must do.

Why don't you take the toys

on to Trumbeau?

And don't be scared for us.

Princess Alise."

Ah! Those darn kids.

Find them, but don't hurt them.

[BARKING]

Ahh. That feels better.

Thanks.

I feel bad for sneaking off.

You think Bruno knows we're gone yet?

[DOGS BARKING]

Pretty sure.

[BARKING CONTINUES]

[GASPING]

What should we do?

I mean, check your spy pack.

Hurry, find that thing.

There's, like, a million things in here.

The thing you click

that goes "Whoosh!"

Click and "whoosh"!

There's gotta be something else in here.

Beef jerky?

Wait.

Slowly.

Slowly.

They have to bite together

at the same time.

[BARKING]

Now!

(BRUNO) Kookoo! Cocoa!

Huh?

[DOGS WHIMPERING]

[ROGERS OVER RADIO]

Skinny Professor to Green Thing.

Come in, Green Thing.

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