The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today! Page #5

-Hey! Now, come on!

You all get the scraps.

-Meat!

-Meat!

Meat!

What, Nums?

Well, that's the scrawniest pink belly

I've ever seen!

"Scrawny"? What I lack in mass,

I make up in power.

These are a pair of quality ham hocks,

I guarantee you!

I get first dibs.

The rest of you can have the scraps.

Perhaps I've oversold my assets.

Now hold on just a minute!

If I'm going to be eaten,

I'm going to be eaten with style.

Move!

Let's see, what have we got here?

Look at this place! Dill! Rosemary! Tarragon!

You're living in a veritable herb garden!

Why would you gobble me down raw

when you could season

and slow-roast me to savory perfection?

He makes a good point.

Okay. Quick, how would you cook you?

"Quick" nothing! You're going to

learn to cook with passion

or you'll be kicked out of my kitchen!

Look, Pink Belly...

You will call me "Chef"

throughout the competition.

"Competition"?

Precisely! I'm splitting you up

into two groups.

Team Starfish!

And Team Coconut!

The team that turns me

into the most savory dish...

-Wins.

-But, Mr. Pink Belly...

-I mean Chef. Chef...

-Too late! Get out! Out!

Anyone else

with a question that just can't wait?

No, Chef!

Then let's get to work.

Herbs, people! Or whatever you are.

Herbs!

You! Me! Kitchen inspection! Now!

Look.

If you thought he was scrawny,

I'm even more meatless.

I'm practically a soy product!

It's Green Thing!

Green Thing

Green Thing

Green Thing, Green Thing

Green Thing, Green Thing

Green Thing

Finally... My peeps.

"Just a frog," eh?

He says as he waves with his suction cups.

You might be Chef, but you're also dinner.

There's another one out there.

Go find this "Alise" he talked about.

No sign of them?

Of course, Jean-Bob will

blend in with everything.

Yep. And Rogers could be

standing behind a bamboo shoot.

-Run.

-What did you say?

Alise, you must run.

-Scully?

-A thousand apologies, Princess.

-Didn't mean to scare you, but...

-Scully!

I never thought I'd get a chance to see you,

to thank you.

You saved my life!

-It was nothing.

-But you died!

Obviously not! Look, I'd love to chat.

For instance, someday I need a good recipe

for a chocolate chip scone.

But for now,

you really must get moving, okay?

Move along now. Go, go.

Run, Speed!

I'm in top gear.

Thank you, Scully! I'll try to find that recipe!

Off you go, Alise!

Move it!

Goodbye, meat thing.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Wow.

Double wow.

This is where you live...

-Lucas.

-I'm Alise.

Princess Alise.

Wait, you're a princess?

But today, I'm a pirate.

Then you'll be good at this. Hold on!

So, what are those things?

Boggs. Very dangerous, and very hungry.

How do you survive?

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