The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today! Page #3

We got a Code Z.

Fellas! They got the Code Z!

Distract them.

These guys are super-focused.

A princess never laughs too loudly.

Time for your adventure, Alise.

We'll be gone before Uberta even wakes up.

-Alise!

-Morning yoga.

Time to rise and shine,

my sweet little princess.

Everybody down!

I breathe peace.

Quickly, before she breathes fire!

Let's greet the sunrise, young princess.

Rogers!

Carpe diem!

She's gonna be mad at me forever.

Part of being a modern princess,

is suffering the wrath

of old royalty with a smile.

Let's see one now.

That's my girl.

I breathe peace all right,

a piece of Rogers's scalp!

Where are all the horses?

They're out to pasture, Highness.

We're going sailing?

I hope Granmum will let me.

Well, she can't stop us now.

-Are you sure?

-Of course, I...

Rogers! As your queen...

Trade you.

You'll never escape!

It's like she's got rabies!

Never underestimate

the Queen!

Not to worry, Your Highness.

I've pulled in huge whoppers like you before.

I've driven Alise away

with my stupid Princess Boot Camp!

Now, she'll be lost at sea.

There, there,

let's not assume the worst, Queen Uberta.

She'll be picked up by a pirate ship

and learn pirate ways!

She'll spend her days

plundering and pillaging!

And then she'll come back someday

with a peg leg

and a burning torch

in her cute, little hook-hand!

And she'll say,

"This is what you get, Granny,

"for teaching me to curtsy 24/7!"

Who did that?

Thank you, Puffin, for your courage.

Well, it was a tough decision,

but I said to myself...

I'm over it.

Now get out of here and find Alise!

Both of you!

No! You have to row together!

Well, as flying squirrels,

the time we spend in boats is limited.

On my count then. Ready?

-And hep!

-Hep!

-And hep!

-Hep!

-And hep!

-Hep!

Hold on. Time-out.

-What's "hep"?

-Yeah!

Well, it's just a sound! You row on "hep"!

Can we choose a different word?

Yeah! How about "Dodgenberry Chuckwit"?

-Yeah, I like that.

-"Dodgen..."

No. Look, fellas, the sound isn't important.

What's important is that we all work together

for Alise.

Yeah!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

Yes, this is the life.

The warm sun on your pale skin.

The salty air in your windswept face.

The fruity drinks with a little paper umbrella.

Fill 'er up, thin one.

-That frog is going to be a distraction.

-Distraction?

I'm ready for training, Lord Rogers.

Then come on up, future sea captain!

And to think,

Uberta thought I would turn you into a...

Pirate!

What do you see when you're looking at me

'Cause there's much more than meets the eye

Something inside me longs to be free

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