The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today!

Synopsis: With her parents away for the summer, fun-loving, young Princess Alise must spend her time with Queen Uberta, training to be the perfect, proper royal...But what she really wants is to become a swashbuckling pirate! Princess Alise sets sail with Lord Rogers, Jean-Bob the frog and Speed the turtle on a bold, high seas journey filled with amazing adventure, danger and discovery. After a shipwreck leaves the brave crew stranded on a wild, mysterious island, they meet Lucas, a young boy who has been living in seclusion. Now the faithful friends must work together to escape the island and the ferociously hungry creatures that dwell there.
Production: Nest Family Entertainment
81 min

-Hi, guys.

-Coming for a dip?

Yeah, in six weeks maybe.

Six weeks? How many curtsies can a girl do?

Millions, I guess.

Then, it's proper vowel pronunciation,

followed by posture training!

What's next, Chinese water torture?




Sometimes she gives us royals a bad name.

Now, where were we?

How dare you call me a pirate?

So be it!

It'll take a pirate to save this young lassie

from a fate worse than Davy Jones' Locker!

Not if I make shark bait of ye first, ye seadog!

If you've noticed,

me timbers ain't shivering, ye landlubber!

Try me, ye scurvy mutt!

-Don't tempt me, ye...


Thank you. You scallywag!

Alise needs adventure!

She'll get all the adventure she can handle

with a tight corset

and a pair of ill-fitting shoes!

-Have you tested it yet?

-Thought I'd let you.

A word, Captain Brodie.

Here comes quality control.

At ease. No need to salute.

We know.

Well, as Secretary of Safety and Surveillance,

I have to ask, where are the improvements

to castle security?

-Well, I...

-Well, you said your master trap-makers

would add an extra layer of defense here.

-Yes, and...

-But all I see, quite frankly, are...

Yes, well, I suppose that will do in a pinch.

-All right!

-General Puffin!

You have allowed Alise to escape the castle!

"Escape," ma'am?

You're good.

You will bring her back to my wing,

and then, you will direct our furry friends

to guard the doors

until Princess Boot Camp is complete!

Queen Uberta...

I thought our job was to keep bad guys out,

not good girls in.

Or not.

Puffin, tell them to put me down.

I'm sorry, Alise. Orders from your granmum.

But, Puffin,

I don't wanna be a princess-princess.

I wanna be a modern princess.

My wings are tied, my young friend.

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Brian Nissen

Brian Nissen (20 October 1927 in London – 8 February 2001 in Salisbury, Wiltshire) was a British actor and television continuity announcer. more…

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