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shoot pheasants as well as pigeons.

Pronto, pronto?

It's working!

Yes? Pronto?

Operator speaking. What's the number?

Mercadet 1819.

No, of your car.

- Ah, one second.

Florida 8-22139

Ok, you've been registered.

Alright.

So if I get a call,

you'll let me know?

Yes, we will.

Very good.

Permesso...

Me... "avanti!"

What a car.

It's almost impossible to drive.

What's with that horn?

What's he doing?

Thanks.

Customs inspection.

Do you have anything to declare?

No, my suitcases are in the hotel.

Can I see your papers?

These?

- Yes.

That's alright.

Thank you.

Duck!

Keep some distance. Too close and he'll see us.

Too far and we won't see him anymore.

How am I going to find it?

What a crowd.

Monsieur...?

Monsieur...

Signor...

Hello. Quite a car.

Do you speak French?

No. Napoletano.

How unpractical.

Look here.

Bumper. Dented at the backi

and damaged at the fronti.

You repair quicko.

Because me in Napoli

since two days, so...

I can't do it.

It's not my automobilo.

It's difficult.

It's completely destroyed.

It's a lot of work.

I can't do it in two days.

Not possible?

Maybe 20.000 liras can make a differenzio?

The car will be ready

tomorrow morninga at 9.

No, no, tomorrow morningi.

No, tomorrow morningo.

Anyway, you know what I mean.

It's gold, signor Tagliella.

Gold? Gold! Thank you!

Thank you, Madonna.

Let's have a look at this bumper...

There he is.

A cab? Where's the car?

He must have left it in the garage.

Wonderful!

You'd think it was brand new.

No, no, it's not new.

No, of course not.

Here's 20.000 liras.

No, that's too much. 5.000 is enough.

No, I promised.

It was an easy job.

- I like the French.

Here's 10.000. That's really cheap.

If you insist. Thank you.

Alright. That's a job well done.

Do you have the keys?

Thanks.

The Napolese have a bad reputation.

But I'll tell everybody

how honest you are.

Yes, aren't we?

Goodbye!

- Arrivederci!

Buon viaggio!

Have a safe journey!

No, no, no!

- I'll soon catch up with him!

You keep saying that,

but I don't see him.

Yes? Pronto?

The operator in Rome.

This is a test. Can you hear me?

Yes, very clearly.

Can I make a call to Paris?

Which number?

Solfrino 1212.

Preliminary call?

- Yes.

Which name?

Monsieur Saroyan.

Sa-ro-yan.

That's enough!

It's not me. It's the engine.

Which engine?

- Ours.

We're running out.

Out of what?

Out of petrol.

- What?

I forgot to fill up in Naples.

You've got to be kidding! Idiot!

We're close to a petrol station.

We have to catch up with him. Go!

Faster!

I'll have to help.

Young man! Hurry!

Fill her up!

Presto! Presto!

Chief! Look!

Look.

What is it?

Excuse me, chief.

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