The Submarine Kid Page #2

motherf***er, what's up?

Alright... clink, b*tches.

- Clink.

- Clink it up!

Hmm.

- Yeah.

- Oh, you are ripped, dude.

Ah, I could still take him.

Back on base, I got into

fight with these two rednecks.

Could've used you.

Man, I wish I was there.

I could have translated.

So, uh, you're for good,

or... you're going back?

We'll see.

Hmm.

- I'm here right now.

- Yes, you f***ing are.

To our hero who's back... to stay.

Hey, hey, we're have a

true-blooded, whisky-drinkin'

turban-chasin', son of America right here.

Line up and pay your

respects. Buy this man a beer!

- Just sit down, sit down.

- Buy me a beer too.

I can see nothing's changed.

Uh, where's Toad?

Oh, dude, Toad, he's

f***ing pissed at you, dude.

For not callin' him, he's pissed!

Yeah, he's been whining about it all day.

He's been acting weird lately.

He knew you were comin' back.

- So...

- So he left?

Spencer, have-have you talked with Toad?

I'm not sure he wants to see you, buddy.

Yeah, but Toad's a f***ing

sensitive vagina, man.

Let's go in the back, let's

f***ing forget about it.

I don't know if I'm in the mood.

What, you'd take down a sheikh

and now you don't party no more?

- Fine.

- Yeah!

That's more like it.

- Dead man walking!

- Let's go, come on.

I can't believe f***in' Toad isn't here.

Are you gonna b*tch about this all night?

Should have called us more, man.

Yeah. What, we're not good

enough for you, Spence?

It's like his third time by

how am I suppose to keep

getting hyped up for this sh*t?

Why didn't you call me, you a**hole?

F*** you all.

He was so damn sad.

I can't wait to tell

Emily how dumped you were.

Man, you wanna play with the winner?

I don't see a winner around.

I guess I'll play with you.

It's good to see you. Ah!

- No!

- What?

- Back again, boogers!

- Yes!

Take the shot.

Spencer, take the shot!

Talon to 1-1, take the shot.

Take the shot.

Take the shot, dude!

Take the shot!

- Take the shot!

- Take the shot!

- Take the shot!

- Take the shot!

- Yes! In your face.

- Whoa!

Hey!

There he is.

Look at you.

Hey.

So you're back?

I'm back.

Let's see that badge of courage.

- No.

- Come on.

Who gives a f***?

Alright, fine.

Yeah, that's a good one.

You're damn lucky.

Hey, you know that.

So, uh, you need a little help around here?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to, uh...

...pull a few tricks to

get the business on track.

You know, this is a good

opportunity for you here.

- How long are you back?

- I don't know.

They say for good, but

that's probably bullshit.

I'd love for you to put in

some time here, you know.

Give you a chance to be a

part of a growing business.

Really?

Well, like I said there's a chance.

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