The Strongest Man in the World Page #3

How you doing? This isn't Ruthybelle.

Ruthybelle's a cow. Oh. Now, what I wanna know is

what you fellas did to her. Yeah, well, somebody

did something to her. She's already given us

80 gallons of milk and still goin' strong. What do you think of that? (BARKING) (BARKING CONTINUES) Come on, Brutus. (BARKING CONTINUES) (SIGHS) Go home, Blossom. - That big dog pickin' on Brutus again?

- Yeah. Schuyler, you're just gonna

have to teach that dog not to be chicken. Yeah, Brutus, you're cute, but one of these days

you're gonna have to stand up and fight. - Can I have some of your cereal?

- Sure. Help yourself. Thanks. Boy, that's sure gonna be tough. Tough? What do you mean? - Quigley having to leave the school.

- Oh, yeah. This place isn't gonna

be the same without him. Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry about it. I mean, after all, how many times

has Higgins fired Quigley? (POPPING) (POPPING CONTINUES) I mean, I can remember him being

fired at least five times. I've only been here six and a half years. (POPPING CONTINUES) I think. Or is it seven? Uh, Schuyler, I don't think I want

any more of your cereal. Well, that's okay. - Comin', Dexter?

- Yeah, I'll be right there. Come on, Schuyler.

You're gonna Miss psychology. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna miss it at all.

I'm gonna fix my car. Hey, your cereal.

You sure you're through with it? (SIGHS) Yeah, I'm through with it. Give it to Brutus. He'll eat anything. Oh, yeah. Hey, Brutus!

Come on, Brutus! Breakfast! Brutus! (BARKS) - Go to that test.

- Yeah, I know. Late again. What'd you do

with my blue socks yesterday? (BARKING) (BARKING CONTINUES) (ROARING) (ROARING CONTINUES) (BRUTUS BARKING) (BARKING CONTINUES) (ALL LAUGHING) That's great! - I think I got a rock in my shoe.

- I'll hold your books. (GRUNTS) - Dexter, how'd you do that?

- Dexter! Uh... (CHUCKLES) - I'll take it!

- My man! I'm gonna take it! (LAUGHING) Go, buddy! There you go! (CHATTERING CONTINUES) Slam-dunk it! Slam-dunk it, Dexter! Wow! Hey, Dexter, you're goin' the wrong way. Oh, no, I'm not! Come on! Really, Elmer,

I hate to have to keep haranguing you, but all of this eating in class,

it simply has to stop. I can't help it, Dean Higgins. I get hungry every once in a while. "Every once in a while"? Do you realize I have reports from your first, third, fourth

and your seventh classes? They are all complaining

about your eating. Really! All of this bag-rattling

and cracker-crunching while people are trying to study. (INTERCOM BUZZES) Yes, Mercedes. What is it? Professor Quigley's here

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