The Stooge Page #2
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- Year:
- 1951
- 100 min
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music publishing house,
and you get one of those
schnook song pluggers.
You put him out in the audience,
then you introduce him.
- But l don't want any...
- Yes, there you go again!
He's not your partner, he's a stooge!
All you have to say is,
''Ladies and gentlemen, we're very
lucky to have in the audience
''this afternoon a Mr. Sam Jones
or Mr. Bruce Anybody,
''the author of that big song hit,
'Your Father's Mustache'
''or 'Your Uncle's Pistol'.''
Then you roust the guy around.
The audience laughs. lt's sock.
You think that'll be good?
What do you want,
a sworn affidavit?
l'll call Sam Robertson
and get you a guy.
Now, get out of here, l'm busy.
Hello?
Hello, Leo.
Yeah. Song plugger?
Oh, no, Leo, l need all l've got.
Wait a minute, Leo, wait a minute.
l think l've got just the boy for you.
Yes. Oh, you'll love this kid.
Sure, you can pay him
what l pay him, 1 5 dollars a week.
Yeah, he loves to sing
and he's smart as a whip.
That's right.
OK, Leo. Goodbye.
Miss Reagan,
what did that idiot do this time?
He dropped a stack of records.
- ls he bleeding?
- No, l don't think so.
Oh, too bad.
Well, anyway, l think
we're going to lose him.
You mean they're gonna come
and take him away?
No, but l've just put over the biggest
business deal of my career.
- Where is he?
- He's on his lunch hour.
He's allowed 30 minutes.
Well, take his head out of the feedbag
and tell him l want to see him.
He's very insistent
on that full half-hour.
He puts great stress
on proper nourishment.
You tell him l want
to see him right away!
- Yes, sir.
- Miss Reagan.
Tell me the truth.
Do you honestly think he's human?
l've heard people bet both ways.
Stick around, mister.
There'll be a spot in just a minute.
Never mind.
l would like to have...
Could l...?
Could l get a...?
l would like to have a... A glass...
What'll it be, bud?
Oh, l'd like a glass
of hot water, please.
- Hot water.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
- What'll you have with it?
- Oh, that's all.
That's all?
- Just hot water?
- Yeah, l want it for my tea.
You've got a nerve.
Driving away my customers
and making your own tea!
Now, get out here! Beat it!
You take your hands off me! l'll pay
you for the hot water, here's a nickel.
Now, get out of here
and quit taking up space!
Don't you put your hands on me!
l'll call a policeman!
l paid for the hot water
and this a public restaurant
and l've got a perfect right to sit here.
That's the law.
- The law?
- You heard me.
Look it up yourself in the code book
of the City of New York!
Article nine, paragraph six, revised.
And l got friends on the force.
Don't you give me no trouble.
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