The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Page #3

Curse you, fine print!

Refund! Refund! Refund!

Stop!

I'm not your enemy!

Plankton is your enemy!

So is he an anemone or a plankton?

Well, someone had to do it.

But Mr. Krabs...

He took this from you!

- Krabby Patty...

- I can almost taste it.

Uh, Mr. Krabs, Plankton didn't take

the secret formula.

Not now, SpongeBob!

Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!

So join me! Help get the formuler back,

and I'll give each and every one of

you a free Krabby Patty!

Oh, no! Wait!

Even better, a slight discount!

To The Chum Bucket!

But he didn't do it.

I had it right in my greedy little mitts,

and then... Poof!

And now it's gone. Gone forever.

Oh, I was so close to

gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.

Um, Plankton?

Oh, when will my

frustration-slash-humiliation end?

- Plankton?

- Not now, hon!

I'm ranting-slash-raving.

All right, what is it?

Well, I was trying to tell you

there's an angry mob outside.

But now they're inside.

Oh.

- Hmm?

- I just work here.

We'd like to have a word with you!

You all look very hungry.

Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?

Enough with the niceties, Plankton!

This is the last time

I'm going to ask you.

Where is me formuler?

I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.

Wrong answer.

Stop!

All right, Mr. Krabs,

let me get in on this.

What's going on around here?

You may want to

step back a little, Mr. Krabs.

This could get messy.

Let's hope so.

So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?

I didn't want to have to do this.

Plankton, here comes the pain.

Soap in the eye, eh? Diabolical!

No! Stop! Don't!

Wait. That didn't look painful.

Mr. Krabs, you may not understand

what I'm about to do today,

but someday we'll look back

and have a good laugh.

Wait a minute.

Hey, they're getting away!

Sorry, Mr. Krabs!

So, you've been running

a long con on me, eh?

All these years you've been

working for Plankton!

They're in cahoots!

Yeah, I guess

that's a short way of saying it.

Stop that bubble!

Please tell me there's

something soft below me.

- Mmm, nope.

- Mmm, nope.

SpongeBob!

Oh. You were like

an underpaid son to me.

I would've expected Squidward

to stab me in the back.

Huh? What? Huh?

But SpongeBob?

Me most trusted employee?

Working with me sworn enemy?

You know what this means,

Mr. Squidward.

We get the rest of the day off?

No!

This be but a harbinger

of what I fear lies ahead.

For you. For me.

For all of Bikini Bottom!

The Krabby Patty

is what ties us all together!

Without it, there will be

a complete breakdown of social order.

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