The Son of Bigfoot Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2017
- 92 min
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sign my work experience time sheet.
Stand on the "X."
Hold on, you're not
going to shoot me with...
Ow! (GROANS)
Ouch!
Oh.
Whoa.
Oh!(LAUGHS)
ALL:
Ooh.Now, you may experience a
slight burning sensation.
(SCREAMING)
Help me! (SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) As you can see,
we're still perfecting the formula.
Once we do, people will
pay anything for it.
The real money is in big hair.
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic
acid by five percent.
- (FIRE EXTINGUISHER CLATTERS)
- (SIGHS)
PRINCIPAL JONES:
We have a nofighting policy at this school,
zero tolerance.
You fight, you're suspended!
- (MOUTHING)
- You're suspended!
Do you hear me? Suspended!
- (GIGGLES) You're so funny.
- (DOOR OPENS)
Hey, you better watch your back, snitch.
PRINCIPAL JONES:
Adam Harrison.I believe this belongs to you.
Nametag was on the inside.
Oh, thank you, sir!
Don't be throwing it into
basketball hoops anymore.
own bag into a basketball hoop?
Who knows why you kids do anything?
Adam, you are what we call a...
Mildred. (GRUNTS)
Uh, what are we saying
instead of spazoid these days?
MILDRED:
Uh, normally challenged, sir.Oh, and, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
How would I say "friendless loser"?
MILDRED:
Mid-levelacquaintance deficiency.
(GRUNTING)
Adam, you have mid-level
acquaintance deficiency.
Do they make a pill for that?
- MILDRED:
No, sir.- (GULPS)
(SIGHS) Apparently, there's
nothing we can do for you.
This acting out needs to stop.
But, sir...
We have a no fighting
policy at this school.
Zero tolerance. You
fight, you're suspended.
Getting beat up counts as fighting?
A fist can't punch without
a face to receive it.
No fighting means no fighting.
Oh, and, Adam?
(SIGHS) Yes, sir?
We have zero tolerance on hats.
No hats in school.
(SIGHS)
And get a haircut.
What...
Hmm?
(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)
(SIGHS)
- (LAUGHS)
- (GROANS)
Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended!
You should be happy. You hate school.
My dad's going to kill me.
He's got a 10 strikes policy,
and this is strike 10.
Come on, guys, you heard Principal
Jones. He said no fighting.
He said no fighting on school property.
- (GRUNTING)
- (BOYS LAUGH)
How do I look?
You look like stupid Adam.
This hat sucks.
(GRUNTING)
- Stop!
- (GROANS)
(GRUNTS) That's it, you're dead!
Come on, let's get him!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Never gonna tell it to you
(GASPS)
Never gonna tell it to you
Wanna know, wanna
hear what you never could
Wanna know, but I'm
never gonna tell it to you
- (YELPS)
Wanna know, but I'm never
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