The Son of Bigfoot Page #2

Synopsis: Teenage outsider Adam sets out on an epic and daring quest to uncover the mystery behind his long-lost dad, only to find out that he is none other than the legendary Bigfoot! He has been hiding deep in the forest for years to protect himself and his family from HairCo., a giant corporation eager to run scientific experiments with his special DNA. As father and son start making up for lost time after the boy's initial disbelief, Adam soon discovers that he too is gifted with superpowers beyond his imagination. But little do they know, HairCo. is on their tail as Adam's traces have led them to Bigfoot!
Production: DIRECTV and Viva Pictures
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
74%
PG
Year:
2017
92 min
2,159 Views


sign my work experience time sheet.

Stand on the "X."

Hold on, you're not

going to shoot me with...

Ow! (GROANS)

Ouch!

Oh.

Whoa.

Oh!(LAUGHS)

ALL:
Ooh.

Now, you may experience a

slight burning sensation.

But don't worry about it.

(SCREAMING)

Help me! (SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) As you can see,

we're still perfecting the formula.

Once we do, people will

pay anything for it.

The real money is in big hair.

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

Hmm. Reduce fluoroantimonic

acid by five percent.

- (FIRE EXTINGUISHER CLATTERS)

- (SIGHS)

PRINCIPAL JONES:
We have a no

fighting policy at this school,

zero tolerance.

You fight, you're suspended!

- (MOUTHING)

- You're suspended!

Do you hear me? Suspended!

- (GIGGLES) You're so funny.

- (DOOR OPENS)

Hey, you better watch your back, snitch.

PRINCIPAL JONES:
Adam Harrison.

I believe this belongs to you.

Nametag was on the inside.

Oh, thank you, sir!

Don't be throwing it into

basketball hoops anymore.

What? Why would I throw my

own bag into a basketball hoop?

Who knows why you kids do anything?

Adam, you are what we call a...

Mildred. (GRUNTS)

Uh, what are we saying

instead of spazoid these days?

MILDRED:
Uh, normally challenged, sir.

Oh, and, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)

How would I say "friendless loser"?

MILDRED:
Mid-level

acquaintance deficiency.

(GRUNTING)

Adam, you have mid-level

acquaintance deficiency.

Do they make a pill for that?

- MILDRED:
No, sir.

- (GULPS)

(SIGHS) Apparently, there's

nothing we can do for you.

This acting out needs to stop.

But, sir...

We have a no fighting

policy at this school.

Zero tolerance. You

fight, you're suspended.

Getting beat up counts as fighting?

A fist can't punch without

a face to receive it.

No fighting means no fighting.

Oh, and, Adam?

(SIGHS) Yes, sir?

We have zero tolerance on hats.

No hats in school.

(SIGHS)

And get a haircut.

What...

Hmm?

(FOOTSTEPS RUNNING)

(SIGHS)

- (LAUGHS)

- (GROANS)

Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended!

You should be happy. You hate school.

My dad's going to kill me.

He's got a 10 strikes policy,

and this is strike 10.

Come on, guys, you heard Principal

Jones. He said no fighting.

He said no fighting on school property.

- (GRUNTING)

- (BOYS LAUGH)

How do I look?

You look like stupid Adam.

This hat sucks.

(GRUNTING)

- Stop!

- (GROANS)

(GRUNTS) That's it, you're dead!

Come on, let's get him!

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Never gonna tell it to you

(GASPS)

Never gonna tell it to you

Wanna know, wanna

hear what you never could

Wanna know, but I'm

never gonna tell it to you

- Wanna know, wanna hear...

- (YELPS)

Wanna know, but I'm never

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Bob Barlen

Robert George Barlen (born July 27, 1980), best known as Bob Barlen, is a Canadian screenwriter and producer. He is best known for having co-written The Weinstein Company's animated film Escape from Planet Earth (2013), and produced and co-written The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature (2017), both in collaboration with his business partner Cal Brunker, who served as the director for both films. more…

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