The Somewhat Normal Life Of Li Gin (0.5 Draft) Page #2

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Li:
I can’t feel my legs! I can’t feel my legs-- MY ARMS! I CAN’T FEEL THEM!

Bill (kneeling down): Good thing I went to med school.

Bill feels of Li, and his eyes go wide. He is bleeding almost everywhere, and he screams as Bill feels of his arms and legs.

Li (in a lot of pain): OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! STOP IT STOP!

Li bites Bill’s arm, and Bill swings away.

Bill:
AGH! Jesus Christ dude, Was you in that forest where the EF6 hit?

Li:
Yeah?

Bill:
God, The tornado launched you all the way from Washington to Florida.

Li:
What?

Bill:
You’re in Florida!

Li (Groaning):
I can’t feel anything! I can’t feel--

Bill:
You’re now surprisingly calm after hearing that.

Sara:
You’re surprisingly calm considering you just got bit by a random guy.

Li:
What?

Sara:
You bit him.

Li:
What?

Sara:
I said--

Bill:
Meh, He only bit my watch, See?

Bill shows that his watch was bit, but none of his flesh got bit.

Bill:
Now if he bit my flesh, I would’ve socked the guy, but--

Sara:
No you wouldn’t.

Bill:
Yeah, I would’ve killed you.

Sara:
Yes you would’ve.

Li:
My sock is wet! My socks’ wet!

Bill:
Oh god no.

Sara:
What?

Li:
Yeah, What?

Bill:
God, Let’s hope.

Li:
Hope for what?

Bill (going to take his boots off): Which sock is it?

Li (suddenly in pain again): ALL OF THEM!

Bill (going to take them off and heavily breathing): Here goes nothing.

Bill takes the boots off, and Li’s white socks are now very, very dark red. Bill gasps, and Sara runs off (she is throwing up). Li has his eyes closed, and doesn’t open them.

Li:
What’s happening, DOC?!

Bill:
Uhhhhh, Ohhhhhh, Uhhhhh, Well, You ummmm…

Li opens his eyes, and looks at his feet, They are more than just injured. Bill then throws up on the floor, and then looks back at Li.

Li:
OH MY--

Bill (putting his hand over Li’s mouth): Don’t say anything. Don’t--

Li (muffled, but not very much as Bill’s hand seems to be really, really weak): OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! MY FEETS! MY FEETS!

Bill:
Feet.

We cut to Li in a hospital bed, Some 50s show is on, and Bill and Sara walk in (Li no longer has his two feet),

Sara:
Hey, Sport.

Li:
My feet. My feet.

Bill (sitting next to Li): How ya holdin’ up?

Li:
My feet, man. My feet!

Sara (as she sits near the window): They ain’t gonna hold you up anymore.

Bill:
Sara!

Sara:
What? It’s true!

Bill:
That doesn’t mean you just speak your mind! This isn’t no podcast!

Sara:
You mean this isn’t a podcast?

Li (chuckling):
That is how grammar works.

Bill:
I don’t need no guy from Washington comin’ in my country tellin’ me how to talk!

Li:
You know Florida and Washington are states in the U.S-- OH yeah, I forgot, I’m in Florida, not Washington, so people talk like this instead of talking normally.

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