The Snow Queen 3: Fire and Ice Page #2

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Actually, our names are very

common where we come from.

Orm told you?

How interesting.

What legend is that? Tell us.

Fine, then.

Listen to my personal

favorite, which is about Gerda,

who saved all the trolls

from the Snow Queen.

Luta!

Remember a couple of years ago we had

a very long winter and nobody knew why?

Someone blamed a global cold snap.

Someone else a conspiracy

of sled and ski sellers.

But indeed that was the doing

of the mighty Snow Queen.

No way! Really?

S, mi amigo.

And we would all have been frozen

if it were not for the

two heroes, Gerda and Kai.

- Wow.

- So here's how the story goes.

Then Gerda leaped to the

Snow Queen and yelled,

"Abracadabra!"

Then Gerda grabs the

Snow Queen by the collar,

really lets her have it.

- Ha!

- Uh... uh...

And the Snow Queen is like, "Oh,

little Gerda, please don't kill me."

And Gerda says, "You kidnapped

my brother. You froze my parents.

I'll destroy you."

And she beat her with

magic, magic, more magic.

Huh?

Abracadabra! Scorky yorky!

Then Gerda throws the Snow

Queen right up into the sky.

Now there she is, the North Star.

Wow. That's amazing.

What was there before the North Star?

Um...

I-I-I'll go get

some firewood.

- It's getting pretty chilly in here.

- Orm!

- What?

- Were you trolling him?

Why are you blaming me?

Trolls all over our kingdom compete

to come up with the funniest legend

to tell the new guy in town.

I'm sorry, Rollan.

What a fool I was.

Wait. How do you know this

legend isn't really true?

Are you the very same

legends from the story?

Are you the unbelievable mix of

awesomeness and power that they call Kai?

And are you Gerda,

the most beautiful and heroic

girl in the entire world?

- Yes.

- No!

- Yes!

- No! You promised.

Yes, I promised. But lying isn't right.

Are you calling me a liar?

Both you and I decided to

keep it a secret. Remember?

He asked a simple question, so

I gave him a truthful answer.

I've had it with people like him.

Now they're coming all the

way from Spain to laugh at us,

to see the curiosities.

Everybody thinks that we're legends,

that we live this charmed life,

but we don't!

We move around from town

to town like vagabonds,

all for chump change.

But no more!

That "chump change" was

all we had to live on.

I can't hide any longer

or tell people lies.

Stop bickering, you two.

You're just a selfish narcissist.

And you're just ungrateful.

All right, then go.

Tell everyone about your

heroic feats. But without me.

Good. Maybe I will.

But who will look after you? Let's face

it. You're pretty helpless without me.

I don't need anyone to look after me.

- I don't need a sister!

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