The Smurfs 2 Page #2

the smartest Smurf in the village,

- would fall for your sophomoric gag?

- Yep.

Just give me the card.

Out-smurfed by a simpleton.

- She's coming. Smurfette's coming.

- Oh, no! The surprise will be ruined.

Code blue! Code blue!

Repeat, this is not a drill. Code blue.

Undo it, unglue it!

We gotta get her out of here!

Here she is! Act natural!

Hey, guys.

Anyone want to do anything fun

on this special day?

Hey, Vanity.

Want to sit by the fountain

and look at your reflection?

Kind of tired of looking

at myself, Smurfette.

As if.

Nope, not building anything for anybody.

- Hey, Party Planner.

- Hey.

- Hey, Social Smurf.

- Yes, darling?

Anything fun coming up

that I should know about?

No, nothing till Smurfapalooza.

It's going to be wild, right, Social Smurf?

Yeah. I've got it all over the Smurf Web.

It's got 101 likes on Smurf book.

I will put you on the guest list.

So, no one remembered my birthday?

The surprise is gonna be ruined!

Hush up! Hush up!

You know, Smurfette, occasionally,

it's good to have a little alone time.

- Yeah, so take a hike.

- Yeah, we don't need you here, we're good.

- Bye.

- There you go.

See you.

We fooled her pretty good,

don't you think, Clueless Smurf?

Yeah!

She's got no idea about the surprise party!

Dude.

Maybe I really don't belong here.

Okay, blow out the candles, Blue.

Nice.

Okay, I think

I've got everyone's issues covered here.

This is an organic, gluten-free,

antioxidant-rich acai berry cake

made locally by a cruelty-free baker

who swears he's never even seen a peanut.

Everybody good? Right?

- Are these plates PCB-free?

- No.

- Actually, we're good.

- Actually, we're good. PCB and BPA-free.

Daddy, can we cut the cake?

- Yeah.

- All right, let's do that.

Cut it.

Boy, who thought parenting

could be so complicated?

- Yummy.

- Seriously, guys?

You guys make it look easy.

Yeah, you must have had a great role model.

No, not really.

- My dad took off when I was five, so...

- Am I late?

Did I miss all the presents?

Hey!

- Grandpa Vicster!

- Hey!

Happy birthday, Blue.

Now it's a party. Hello.

I'm Victor, Patrick's dad.

And you must all be his friends,

which makes you my friends.

So let's go.

Arms in the air, you're all getting hugs.

Hey, okay.

I thought you said your father left you.

He did. This is my stepfather.

You'll want him to leave. Just wait.

Hello. Where's my Gracie?

- Hey.

- Victor.

How are you?

You know, ever since Blue was born,

I kind of miss you being as big as a house

with more of you to hug.

Yep.

And now, I've saved the

biggest hug for last.

- Boundaries, please. Boundaries.

- Let's show them how it's done.

Unhand me.

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