The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Page #2

- Tibby! Come on, now.

- I'm just kidding.

Will you help me get out of them?

Carmen, we all tried them on.

Just try them.

All right.

My thighs.

Sassy britches.

Get over these thighs.

Okay, here we go.

What? I told you guys.

I'm just gonna take them off...

...and we're gonna pretend

like this never happened.

No, Carmen, come over here

and look at yourself.

- They look amazing on you.

- Look at them.

Call me crazy, but it's

scientifically impossible...

...that a pair of pants could fit me...

- And me.

- And me.

- And me.

This is crazy.

Look, Tib, something happened today

that I can't explain and you can't explain.

- Whatever, let's just ignore it.

- We can't just ignore it.

- Why?

- Because it's a sign, the pants...

- Be quiet, you're gonna...

- You know what, Tibby?

- Sometimes you're much too much.

- Be careful.

- I'm fine, Lena.

- Oh, my God. You're gonna fall.

It makes our butts look good.

That's enough for me.

- That's right, amen.

- Get up there. Go on.

- There is more going here than Lycra.

- But there's probably Lycra.

All right, guys, are you ready for this?

In the name of the Father, the Son...

- Here we go.

- Carmen, this isn't church.

You guys! But it's still a sacred place!

I mean, this is where

our moms met, right?

Anyway, look,

we're gathered here today...

...to honor a gift

that has been sent to us.

- So why do we have to pay for them?

- Tibs.

Carmen, go ahead,

just finish what you have to say.

Tonight, on the eve of our separation...

...magic has come to us

in a pair of pants.

And I'm proposing

that we share them equally...

...and that this summer

they travel among us...

...and they'll link us

in hearts and spirits...

...even though we're far apart

from each other.

I think that tonight we're

the sisters of these pantalones.

- Sisters of the Pants?

- Yes!

We need rules.

Every sisterhood has rules.

Thank you. A manifesto.

- Okay.

- Good point. I love it.

Okay, rule number one:

Each sister is going

to keep the pants for...?

- A week.

- A week.

Lena should be first

because Greece is the furthest away.

- Okay.

- Tibby, you next.

- What's your rule?

- I don't have a rule.

- Yes, you do.

- Tibs, come on.

No picking your nose

when wearing the pants.

- Honestly.

- That's not...

You can casually scratch

while really picking a little.

- Thanks for the allowance.

- Good rule.

When sending the pants,

we'll write a letter...

... detailing the most exciting thing

that happened while wearing them.

That's good.

So most exciting thing

that happens to you.

And what if nothing exciting happens?

- It will. It has to!

- No, I really doubt it.

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