The Single Moms Club Page #3

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as principal of West Merryville is...

What did she look at us

for when she said that?

That it's difficult, at best,

to, um- to police...

all of the different... personalities...

and keep them in line.

- Girl, she need a Valium.

- She needs sex.

[ Laughing I

- [ Snickering ]

- Um- [ Shushing ]

Last evening,

we had a bit of a problem.

All of your children were found on campus

after hours by our custodian.

- Hi.

- Hi.

I'm May, Rick's mom.

I'm really sorry I'm late. I just, uh-

I was just saying...

how the children

were caught on campus after hours.

And Rick was caught

spray painting graffiti on the building.

Yeah.

And Jan, Hillary, Esperanza...

your daughters, Kate,

Jennifer and Veronica...

were caught smoking these.

So, what did Hakim do?

Oh. He was tagging as well.

Oh, really?

[ Chuckles ]

Gonna tag that ass when I get home.

Okay, now, I don't need any ass tagging.

I'm not quite sure what that means.

Unfortunately,

the board wants all five children expelled.

- Wait! What? No!

- You cannot expel-

Calm- Calm down!

I spoke to the board...

and they have agreed to give them

a probationary period.

The board has agreed

to allow them to stay in school...

as long as you parents

can make sure this does not happen again.

- Oh, that's no problem.

- [ Hillary] Of course.

When the children

of West Merryville get in trouble...

we ask the parents to get involved.

So you will have to chair

this year's Belfast dance and fund-raiser.

Yaw.!

You'll have to work together as a group.

[ School Bell Ringing ]

The future of your children

at West Merryville depends on it.

[ Hillary]

I have a few ideas about how we can do this.

Shall we meet at my house at noon

on Thursday to discuss it?

That sounds like a plan to me.

- Jan?

- Are you gonna be there?

- Jan!

- Yes.

Yes, I'll be there.

Who is that chick?

Uh, should we exchange numbers,

ladies?

We should all be listed

on the student directory.

- Right.

- I'm actually unlisted...

but Hillary has

my assistant's information.

All right. See ya.

Bye. it was nice to meet you, May.

- Nice meeting you.

- You, too, girl.

- Do you need a ride?

- Yes.

- Let's go.

- [ Sighs ]

'Cause I ain't spendin'

one second with that chick.

[ Scoffs ]

She don't know me.

- Hey! Rick, is that you?

- Yeah.

I have had the day from hell.

I cannot find my purse.

Get up here.

Get up here right now. Right now. Faster. Go.

Gosh.

What took you so long

to get home from school, first of all?

You got something you wanna tell me?

Turn around. Rick!

Do you hear me talking to you?

- Is there something you want to tell me?

- No.

Well, I spent the afternoon at your school

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