The Shape of Things Page #2

PDA.

What?

Public display of affection.

Oh.

I'm not used to that.

No?

I don't mind.

Really?

Nah. Whose business is it? Ours, right?

Kiss if we want to. Make love

in a bathroom stall. Who cares?

I'd start with

the administration.

Why should they? We're two

adults. We know what we're doing.

I think this is a bigger discussion

than before Jenny and Philip get here.

Whatever.

Oh, no, I mean...

I'd love to have it with you...

uh, the discussion.

And I agree... somewhat.

I understand.

No, another time

we'll definitely discuss it.

"Another time."

I'd rather do it.

We'll, let me go

check the men's room.

You amaze me.

And you amaze me.

You do. Look at you.

It's just a little jogging.

I'm very proud of you.

Thank you...

Henry Higgins.

What's that?

That's from a book.

Well, it's a play actually.

Not the one we're seeing,

though, is it?

No, we're... seeing Medea.

Oh, yeah, right.

I read this as an undergrad.

I like it.

Should I be nervous?

No, not too much.

I mean, unless we have kids.

Now, what about you?

What about me?

I don't know anything

about you. Yes, you do.

I don't. Not really.

- Where am I from?

- Illinois, near Chicago.

- Sign.

- Gemini, I think.

- The twins, yes. - Does that mean

that you have a split personality?

No, it means I was

born in June. Ah. Okay.

Anything else you wanna know?

Why do you like me?

- What?

- Why would you like me?

I'm not anything. I mean...

Don't do that, okay? That's the

only thing about you I don't like.

What you see in yourself

or don't see.

F***in' insecurities.

Sorry.

Do you like me?

of course.

And do I appear to like you? Huh? Yeah.

I mean, it seems like

it, yes. I do like you.

Do I seem to know my

own mind? No question.

So dont you trust me, then, to know

how I feel? Yeah... No, you're right...

I mean,

don't worry about "why..."

when... "what"

is right in front of you.

Those are very wise words...

from someone

with such a great ass.

Kiss me...

Grasshopper.

Ah-ah-ah!

PDA.

I don't think anybody wants

to watch you kiss, Adam.

Hi, guys.

Hey, Phil.

Hello.

Hi.

Hey!

Evelyn,

this is Philip.

Hello.

Hi.

And his fiance, Jenny.

Hi.

Hey.

So, should we

grab our tickets?

Adam,

what's up with you?

Did you

lose weight?

Um... a little,

maybe.

No, it's...

He cut his hair or something.

That's it, right?

Right.

Yeah, well, uh, both,

sort of.

Huh.

Okay, so, let's, uh...

Come on.

Oh.

So tell me this again. You

guys are gonna... Underwater.

We're gonna get married

underwater.

You gotta be kidding me. Like in those

Life magazine photos you see, or whatever.

Is that, like,

a... California thing?

No. We wanted

to try something bold.

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