The Santa Clause 2 Page #2

Wow! One mistake in 900 years.

Look.

- I can't see that.|- Better now?

- Or now?|- Well...

- Better now?|- It's gettin' there.

- Or now?|- I can't see anything.

I see. Good, good, good.|I see it. OK.

"The card holder acknowledges|a woman of his choosing..."

"True love... Not valid|in the state of Utah..."

"Holy...

matrimony?!"

- I gotta get married!|- Yes.

It's... the Mrs clause.

What if I don't want|to get married?

Oh, dear. The de-Santification|process has begun!

The de-Santification?

Are you telling me that clause|says if I don't get married...

I don't get to be|Santa any more?

Wh-... what about the kids?

What about the elves?

- What about you guys?|- It's not completely hopeless.

You still have time|to find a wife.

- How much time do I have?|- 28 days.

28 days? So I've gotta...|find a wife by Christmas.

Actually, Christmas Eve.

- I guess it's over.|- No! You can't think that way!

Please, don't give up hope.

Cos if you do, then we have to.

- Whoa!

Christmas is getting|very complicated.

Santa?

Santa?

- Are you with us?|- I'm sorry, yes. Yes, I am.

Well, on behalf of Father Time and|the Council of Legendary Figures,

I'd like to thank you for being|such a gracious host.

- Hear, hear.|- What a lovely place.

Without further ado, let us|convene the year-end conference.

- Tooth Fairy.|- Thank you, Mother Nature.

Fellow Council members,

I'd like to again propose|a new name for myself.

- Oh, please!|- Good heavens!

In the past, you have rejected|Tooth Man, Tooth Guy and Tooth.

- Because they stunk.|- Today, I'd like to submit...

- Captain Floss.|- Nice!

- Plaque Man.

- And Roy.|- Roy! No.

No kid's gonna put a tooth under|a pillow for a man named Roy.

This from someone in a diaper|who shoots people's butts!

Wait a minute. I got it.|I got it. I got it.

Now, how about this?|The Molarnator.

The Molarnator! I like it.

Thank you, Santa. Can we|vote now on the Molarnator?

All in favour of a name change|for Tooth Fairy?

All right. And all opposed?

Easter Bunny?

- Sandman?|- Wha-...?

What happened?|Was I asleep again?

Name change for the Tooth Fairy.|Yes or no?

No. I'm sorry.

All right. Next item on the|agenda. Santa? Status report.

OK. First, welcome to the North|Pole. Great to have you here.

This is our big time of year,|so things are busy as usual.

There's a little speed bump|in the road this year.

- You all know Charlie.|- I love Charlie!

- Great kid.|- Good boy.

- Sweet kid.|- Good teeth.

Well, Charlie...|got himself on the naughty list.

- What?!|- Oh, my!

I'm struggling with the timing,|cos it's...

I gotta be up here and I've also|got to take care of Charlie...

That's every parent's dilemma:

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