The Room Page #3

Synopsis: A successful banker's (Tommy Wiseau) fiancee (Juliette Danielle) tempts and manipulates his best friend (Greg Sestero).
Genre: Drama
Production: Chloe Productions
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
3.6
Metacritic:
9
Rotten Tomatoes:
26%
R
Year:
2003
99 min
Website
6,253 Views


Denny:
I gotta go. You’ll tell him I stopped by.

Lisa:
Of course.

Denny:
Bye.

Lisa:
Bye, Denny.

Denny exits.

Cut to exterior shot of the house. Johnny’s car pulls up.

Johnny enters the room.

Johnny:
Hi babe. These are for you. (he presents a bouquet of roses)

Lisa:
Thanks honey, they’re beautiful. Did you get your promotion?

Johnny:
Nah.

Lisa:
You didn’t get it, did you?

Johnny:
That son of a b*tch told me that I would get it within three months. I save them bundles. They’re crazy. I don’t think I will ever get it. They betray me, they didn’t keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don’t care anymore.

Lisa:
Did you tell them how much you save them?

Johnny:
Of course, what do you think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool.

Lisa:
I still love you.

Johnny:
You’re the only one who does.

Lisa:
At least you have friends. I didn’t get any calls today. You’re right. The computer business is too competitive. Do you want me to order a pizza?

Johnny:
Whatever, I don’t care.

Lisa:
I already ordered a pizza.

Johnny:
You think about everything, ha-ha.

Lisa:
What’s the matter? Are you alright? It’s just a lousy promotion. You know what you need? You need a drink.

Johnny:
I don’t drink, you know that!

Cut to Lisa emerging from the kitchen with, it seems, scotch and vodka.

Johnny:
Ha-ha-ha-ha.

She mixes them to form scotchka.

Lisa:
Don’t worry about it. It’s good for you.

Johnny:
You must be crazy. I cannot drink this.

Lisa:
If you love me, you’ll drink this.

She raises his glass to his mouth and he drinks.

Johnny:
You’re right, it tastes good. A-ha.

Lisa:
I know. I am right. Don’t worry about those f***ers. You’re a good man. Drink and let’s have some fun.

They drink. Cut to later, when they have had quite a bit to drink and Lisa is now wearing Johnny’s tie as a headband.

Johnny:
Ha-ha-ha. A-ha-ha-ha. Mmm.

Lisa laughs hysterically. Johnny drops and shatters a glass.

Johnny:
You have nice legs, Lisa. Ha-ha.

Lisa:
(laughing) You have nice pecs.

Johnny:
A-ha-ha. I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling!

Lisa:
Come on, make love to me.

Johnny:
Unhhh…

Lisa:
Come on, you owe me one.

Johnny:
I love you, Lisa.

Lisa:
I love you, Johnny. (she rips open his shirt)

They make out on the couch, and then we cut to the bedroom for a lovemaking sequence that seems to be recut from their previous lovemaking sequence, but with a different terrible R&B song. Mercifully, it only lasts for about a minute.

Cut to the famous “painted ladies” of San Francisco.

Cut to the room.

Lisa:
So I’m organizing the party for Johnny’s birthday. Can you come?

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Tommy Wiseau

Tommy Wiseau is a director, screenwriter, producer, and actor based in the United States. He is best known for The Room (2003), which has been described by many critics as "one of the worst movies ever made" and has gained cult film status. He also directed the 2004 documentary Homeless in America and the 2015 sitcom The Neighbors. more…

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